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(#1) The Leprechaun's Christmas Gold
The biggest Rankin/Bass headscratcher has got to be The Leprechauns' Christmas Gold. It can't really decide if it's a Christmas or St. Patrick's Day special, but that's not the most baffling part. There's a very loose and threadbare story - about an Irish sailor unleashing a banshee on an island full of leprechauns - yet the majority of the movie is a long-winded explanation of life in Leprechaun Land.
It goes on at length about all the laws and customs the leprechauns must adhere to, even though this information has exactly zilch to do with the story.
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(#2) Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July
- Mickey Rooney, Shelley Winters, Red Buttons, Ethel Merman, Don Messick, Paul Frees, Darlene Conley, Harold Peary, Billie Mae Richards, Nellie Bellflower, Alan Sues, Jackie Vernon, Shelby Flint
Despite the presence of Rudolph and Frosty, this is not really a Christmas special. It's more of a Fourth of July special - despite first airing in November - and there's a couple of oddball plotlines going on in this one.
First, a mad sorcerer named Winterbolt is trying to best Santa, forcing Kris Kringle to summon Rudolph for help. Second, Rudolph and Frosty are inexplicably trying to prevent a circus from closing due to unpaid debts. Happy holidays?
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(#3) Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town
- Mickey Rooney, Fred Astaire, Keenan Wynn, Paul Frees, Robie Lester, Joan Gardner, Dina Lynn, Gary White, Greg Thomas, Andrea Sacino
On the Rankin/Bass weirdness scale, Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town falls on the calmer end of things, but there are two standout moments that deserve mention. First, the villain, Burgermeister Meisterburger, is a walking stereotype. Also, Jessica - who falls in love with Santa - has a song about how head-over-heels she is for Kris Kringle. As she's singing, she seems to go on an acid trip.
Creepiest of all is what isn't in the film. Rumor has it there was a song that ABC removed before air that centered around the pleasure Santa gets when kids sit on his lap. Some of the alleged lyrics went:
If you sit on my lap today
A kiss a toy is the price you'll pay
When you tell what you wish for
In a whisper
Be prepared to pay
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(#4) The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus
- Alfred Drake, Bob McFadden, Earle Hyman, Earl Hammond
The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus was the last stop-motion animation Christmas special produced by Rankin/Bass. And, boy, does it deal with some weirdly heavy subject matter for kids' programming.
Based on the L. Frank Baum book of the same name, this special makes no bones about the fact that Santa is a mythical being. In fact, he's living in a mythical world full of nymphs and fairies and fantastical creatures. There's a whole good-versus-evil thing going on, but the story mainly centers on whether the mythic folk who inhabit Santa's world will make him immortal.
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(#5) Rudolph's Shiny New Year
- Red Skelton
Rudolph's Shiny New Year is just what it sounds like: a New Year's-set sequel to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. The oddities of this Rankin/Bass peculiarity stem from its time-travel storyline. Rudolph visits a multitude of periods between 1 million BCE and 1965 in his quest to find the missing Baby New Year.
What's even more strange and distressing: Baby New Year, whose name is Happy, gets taken by a villainous vulture named Eon who hurts him emotionally.
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(#6) The Little Drummer Boy
- Zero Mostel
Who knew the Rankin/Bass take on the classic holiday song would be so depressing? Aaron, the little drummer boy of the title, is an orphan whose birth parents were slain by bandits. After terminating his parents, the bandits then burned his family's farm.
Nearly all of the other stop-motion classics from Rankin/Bass have a good amount of humor in them, even at their most poignant or dramatic points. The Little Drummer Boy doesn't have any time for giggles.
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(#7) The Little Drummer Boy Book II
In The Little Drummer Boy: Book II, Rankin/Bass focus the story on a Magi named Melchior who needs help from Aaron, the titular protagonist, to protect the silver bells Melchior is making to herald Christ's arrival. The Roman tax collectors, headed by the ruthless Brutus, take the silver bells in lieu of taxes when Melchior is unable to pay, and Melchior and Aaron set out to get them back.
And what holiday entertainment is ever complete without a story arc involving taxes?
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(#8) Nestor the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey
- Roger Miller, Brenda Vaccaro, Don Messick, Paul Frees, Linda Gary Howerton
Nestor, the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey tells the story of Mary and Joseph's donkey. He guides the young couple to Bethlehem, where Mary gives birth to Jesus. It's a sweet tale, but like Jack Frost, it's a heartbreaker.
All the animals in the stable mercilessly bully Nestor because of his oversized ears, to the point that Nestor's mother gives him socks to cover up his floppy appendages. Then Nestor is separated from his mother when his owner throws him out into a blizzard.
Listen to the title song, if you dare. But bring Kleenex. Some of the lyrics include:
And all the camels teased him
The other donkeys, too
They said, look at little Nestor
There's nothing he can do
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(#9) Jack Frost
- Buddy Hackett, Don Messick, Paul Frees, Larry Storch, Dave Garroway, Robert Morse, Dina Lynn, Sonny Melendrez, Debra Clinger, Dee Stratton
You'd be forgiven if you thought this was a lighthearted fairytale about that little winter sprite who's always nipping at your nose. But joyous it's not. In fact, Rankin/Bass's Jack Frost is a major downer of a holiday special.
The title character is briefly made human, only to be returned to sprite form in the end. And he doesn't even win the heart of Elisa, the woman for whom he transformed. Instead, he has to watch as she falls in love with someone else.
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(#10) Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
- Janis Orenstein
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer portrays Santa as having something of a messiah complex. He forces the elves to sing about what an incredible boss he is and how lucky they are to work for him. Also, the female reindeer are relegated to second-class citizens, confined to their caves and forced into problematic and archaic stereotypes.
Furthermore, there's an uncomfortable message being sent regarding acceptance and inclusivity. To name two examples: Rudolph is only loved and accepted when he's found to be useful to Santa, and defective toys - those toys deemed less than perfect - are exiled and banished forever.
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(#11) The Year Without a Santa Claus
- Mickey Rooney, Shirley Booth, Dick Shawn, Bob McFadden, George S. Irving, Bradley Bolke, Christine Winter, Rhoda Mann, Ron Marshall, Colin Duffy
In The Year Without a Santa Claus, Mrs. Claus wants to ensure that Santa can go on his appointed rounds (he only works one day a year, after all, and she undoubtedly wants some time alone). The weather, however, isn't cooperating. Mrs. Claus goes directly to the Snow Miser and the Heat Miser - and then to their mom, Mother Nature - to get the weather straightened out for Santa's big day. She asks that they alter the weather for one day every year, and they eventually oblige.
It's a convenient way to wrap up the story, but wouldn't interfering and changing the weather, even for one day, set off a chain reaction of environmental destruction? Seems like something a Claus would know not to mess with.
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