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(#5) Who Is The Greatest Chicken-Killer In Shakespeare?
Macbeth, because he did murder most fowl.
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(#11) A Man Said To A Preacher, 'That Was An Excellent Sermon, But It Was Not Original'
The preacher was taken aback. The man said he had a book at home containing every word the preacher used. The next day, the man brought the preacher a dictionary.
- A joke that appeared in an 1872 issue of the Daily Phoenix
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(#12) While Passing A House On The Road, Two Salesmen Spotted A 'Very Peculiar Chimney'
They asked a flaxen-haired urchin standing near the house if it "drawed well," whereupon the aforementioned urchin gave them the stinging retort: "Yes, it draws all the attention of all the damned fools that pass this road."
- A joke from 1870, when people were interested in chimneys
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(#13) Lil Audrey Was Sitting On The Porch With Her Brother...
She said, "Look, there's a quarter in the street!"
Her brother jumped up and ran into the street to get the money and was promptly squashed by a truck. And Lil Audrey just laughed and laughed, because she knew it was only a nickel.
- From Dust Bowl-era America
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