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(#1) If You Want Me To Stop Treating You Like A Child -
My husband: I’m a grown man. Please stop treating me like a child.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) August 14, 2020
Also my husband: Can you find my jacket? I’m hungry. I need a nap. -
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(#3) Lizard In The House
Me calling my husband telling him that there’s a lizard in the house and I’m scared. https://t.co/iE4vx9maTg
— The King’s Daughter. (@iam_chyderah) August 12, 2020 -
(#4) I Was Raised To Treat My Husband Right
no offense but i was raised to take care of my husband. wash his clothes, clean the house, wear gloves, get rid of the body, and act very sad at the funeral
— RayChal (@rachelslathar) August 17, 2020 -
(#5) Grocery Store Dinner
I sent my husband George to the grocery store for dinner. This is what he came home with... pic.twitter.com/ud3sN03Fpz
— Stone (@stonecold2050) August 16, 2020 -
(#6) Excellent Point About Quarantine
My husband made an excellent point this evening: we are very behind on work, but we are even more behind on resting.
— Prof. Kate Antonova (@kpanyc) August 13, 2020 -
(#7) How Was Work?
when my husband would ask me how work was pic.twitter.com/4ntOWJURg5
— kim. (@KimmyMonte) August 15, 2020 -
(#8) Walking Past The Trash Can
Are you happily married or did your husband just walk past the full trash can for the 3rd time?
— VodkaAndStringCheese (@VodkaAndCheeze) August 16, 2020 -
(#9) Talking About Dreams
I had a very intense dream I was having an affair w/a famous Youtuber. I felt so guilty I woke up my husband and told him about said imaginary affair.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) August 15, 2020
Husband took off his CPAP and said, “That guy? He’s not even hot.” Then put the CPAP back on and went back to sleep.
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(#10) Is This A Set-up?
My husband is driving with his ex 7 hours home after moving their daughter to college. I suggested they stay at a hotel instead of driving through the night.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) August 14, 2020
Husband, “I’m smart enough to know this is either a set up for real life or for Twitter and either way it’s a no for me.” -
(#11) Who's "We"?
My husband just said that “we” are going to start eating healthier.
— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) August 12, 2020
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(#12) My Husband Is Lucky!
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(#13) Little White Lies
I’ve just spend the last 15 mins helping my 8 month pregnant wife look for a Kitkat Chunky I ate 2 hrs ago......
— Willbur! (@bigwillymasonis) August 17, 2020 -
(#14) Vegetables Are Expensive
I gave my wife my card to buy veggies for Sunday lunch. The notification I just got suggests we now own the Food Lovers in Sunward Park.
— Sibo Nene (@Sibo_Nene) August 16, 2020 -
(#15) Spouses Supporting Spouses
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(#16) First To Sleep At Night
Being the first to fall asleep at night is such a marriage flex.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 12, 2020
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As the saying goes, the most perfect product is in the advertisement, the most perfect person is in the eulogy, the most perfect love is in the novel, and the most perfect marriage is in the dream. The most perfect people and things in the world can only exist in people's imagination, especially married life. Marriage is not as romantic as people think.
Daily triviality often messes up life. Some problems are not handled well that may cause conflicts escalate, eventually ending in divorce. The random tool collected 16 of the best and funny tweets from married people, which show some tip for a better marrige.
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