Random Most Wildly Inappropriate Superhero Toys (10 items)

(#5) The Ol' Bat-Reach Around
All you've got to do is uncork his Bat-Butt, pump water down his Bat-hole, then reach around, squeeze the trigger between his legs and then he spits! What could go wrong?
(#8) A not so Modest Wonder Woman
Wonder Woman's origins and power set are famously misogynistic, so lets go ahead and spread her legs and make her into a household scissor set, probably kept in the kitchen.
(#6) Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Flasher
Just disturbing on so many levels.
(#3) He's got a very specific Punishment in mind
No matter how you contort this thing, every angle is a new phallic horror. Frank Castle is going to punish some criminals, prison shower style.
(#7) Put that thing away Spidey!
That hand placement and jiggly "web" columns leave little to the imagination as to what Spider-Man does when MJ is away on modeling assignments.
(#1) No Billy! Don't put your mouth there!
Wolverine only has one bone not coated in Adamantium and he wants you to help pump it up. Then he can show you that he's the best there is at what he does.