Random Hottest Actresses You Will Never See Naked on Film (15 items)

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  (#10) Isla Fisher

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  You might think that you saw her naked in "Wedding Crashers", but the bad news is that she had a body double. We have, on the other hand, seen her fiancé’s naked body more times than we can ever forget from "Borat" and "Bruno".

  She explains her reasoning for not wanting to bear all: "I feel like if you have a female comic character and then you see her nipples, then she is no longer funny which is clearly wrong but that was my theory and that's why I didn't want to do it."

  What makes the case for her going nude even less likely is that she is in the process of converting to conservative Judaism, at the request of Cohen, oy vey.

  OK, that was pretty much the worst of it. These last few will hurt a little less now that we've broken you in, but there's still some bad news. Some really, really bad news. Click "Next" for more...
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  (#15) Jennifer Garner

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  "I will not be taking it all off! Zero percent. No, thank you. The world deserves better. Not interested."

  Jennifer announced this vow during an interview for her movie "The Invention of Lying" to the disappointment of whoever actually thinks she’s not past her prime.

  This proclamation might have been slightly more important BEFORE we had to sit through all those episodes of ‘Alias’ for the hope you might show off more than her ninja skills.
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  (#1) Olivia Munn

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  Olivia Munn is not a woman to take lightly. Not only can she out-nerd some of the nerdiest troll-like virgins out there, but apparently she has some brass ovaries too.

  She agreed to pose for Playboy Magazine, and get this, doesn’t show a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g.

  At this point it’s really not clear if you should respect the hell out of her for taking a stance or be really pissed off at the major tease, but can you really be mad at someone who is that damned hot?

  Thought so.

  UPDATE
  Well, it looks like Olivia is a damn liar, but we won't hold it against her since it's probably the best lie to happen to us all. Munn has gone back on her word to never get naked on film and supplied us all with a glimpse at her goods in Magic Mike. Get Access To NSFW Olivia Munn Photos Here.
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  (#2) Megan Fox

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  Let's start off by ripping this band-aid off quick...

  "That's the last thing I want to see -- what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex."

  Paraphrasing: "Never go see any of my movies ever again, please. Thank you!"

  For now it doesn’t seem like she’s going to budge, but we'll see what time and inevitable career limbo have to say about the whole thing *points to Lindsay Lohan*... *and her thumbs*... awww, who are we kidding? Nobody cares about her thumbs. If Megan Fox approached you at a party wearing what she is in the picture here, you wouldn't deny her, even if her thumbs were made of hamsters.
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  (#9) Rachel Leigh Cook

  "I'm very shy. I won't do nudity, and no body-doubling to make it look like it's me."

  Forbidden fruit is always the sweetest, and this is no exception. Good thing Rachael doesn’t know what people do to actresses in photoshop if they don’t pose nude. Compared to the sick s**t that they think up, ten seconds nude on film is a walk in the park on a cool summer day.

  Sadly, the 90s weren't as scrutinizing on young stars as the 2000 and 2010s have been.
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  (#4) Jessica Alba

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  If you want to know who to punch in the face for convincing Jessica Alba to keep her girls to herself, it's Jesus. She is so against full frontal, that she even got litigious when her photo showed up on the cover of an issue of Playboy, but dropped the suit shortly after.

  When asked to go topless in ‘Sin City’, she answered with: "I don't do nudity. I just don't. Maybe that makes me a bad actress. Maybe I won't get hired in some things. But I have too much anxiety".

  There's nothing we can do here except wait for her career to go South, sadly. And thus lies the dilemma of this entire list. We all love these ladies so much, but in order to get to what we would after 3 dates (in a dream world), we have to wait years and for them to leave their prime.

  Life is hard.

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