Random Hotel Staff Describe the Most Disgusting Guests (19 items)

• (#5) Couple Leaves a Few Gifts Behind

  "I dated a girl in college who worked at a local Holiday Inn. I went to pick her up one afternoon, and a guy pointed me down the hall to a room she was cleaning.

  As I got closer, the smell made my nose hairs stand on end, and I almost gagged right there. I pulled my shirt up over my face to keep from puking. She and her coworker came out and simply said, 'Assh*les!"'

  It turns out a couple was in the room and had left two filled condoms [dangling] over the top of the bed lights. The condoms had partially melted and cooked the [contents], which was what the god-awful smell was."
• (#12) Man Builds Contraption in Room

  "My sister was a hotel maid while she was in university and told me this one. She was called to a room because there were complaints of someone making loud moaning noises, and the sound of someone drilling into something. What she walked into would be something she would not soon forget.

  A man had suspended himself from both his feet, his body, and his throat, while he was in the air [touching himself]. The drilling sound was from him putting in supports to suspend the ropes from the ceiling. There were also rubber ducks everywhere.

  She promptly left.

  Here's a sketch of it."
• (#10) Housekeeper Has Traumatizing Experience

  "I worked with a woman who was the head of housekeeping for a large hotel in the area who told me this story.

  There was this woman and her daughter who were local, but checked in the hotel for a few days. One of the housekeepers came to service the room one morning, while the mom was outside by the pool. The housekeeper walked in and found the girl in bed with blood everywhere.

  It turned out the girl came to town to have an abortion, and the mom needed to hide it from the dad. The girl started hemorrhaging in her sleep (while mom was already outside the room), and the housekeeper actually found her in time to save her life.

  The housekeeper was too distraught after all was said and done to clean the room (I can't remember if she quit), so another housekeeper was brought in to finish."
• (#18) When Booze and Curry Mix

  "I worked at a hostel for three months.

  One morning, we went into one of the rooms, and there was this funky smell. We looked around a bit, couldn't see anything, so we just got to making the beds. We went to straighten out a bundled-up duvet and what do we find? A huge stinking pile of booze-and-curry vomit which some d*ckhead had hidden in the duvet, so he could run away before we found out. We had to wash the whole damn mattress and everything.

  We left it outside to air, but the thing stunk for a week."
• (#7) Guest Checks Out on Christmas Eve

  "My mom was a hotel general manager, and I basically grew up in hotels.

  The worst was a man who hung himself in the hotel room on Christmas Eve. He had driven through the night to see his kids for Christmas, and his ex wouldn't let him see them, so he went back to his hotel room and hung himself.

  My mom is still traumatized over finding his body. After that, she organized a party in the hotel lobby for every Christmas Eve and always invited all the guests to try to get people out of their rooms and to lift their spirits if they were spending Christmas in the hotel."
• (#14) Aunt Flo Visits a Hotel

  "I walked in on a couple [hooking up] once. No biggie, right. Didn't scream, just blushed slightly, and beat a hasty retreat.

  They left the hotel at 1 pm, half an hour before my shift ended. I was in a rush to get the room done, so I could go home. I figured it wouldn't take me long.

  I was wrong. Two words for you: period sex.

  Let me add here that I'm not opposed to the idea... in principle. What I'm opposed to is cleaning up after someone else...

  They'd put down towels to save the sheets (thoughtful), but they used the hotel's towels. I had to throw them away in the end.

  The towel wasn't big enough though, obviously, since the sheets were blood-stained, too, including the comforter, which they'd hidden in the wardrobe. I kind of thought that a murder had occurred at this point, since there was blood everywhere, but the bin in the bathroom which was overflowing with used tampons confirmed my initial suspicions (they didn't bother to use the sanitary bags provided).

  Note to any ladies reading this: if sanitary bags are provided, USE THEM. It's a health hazard to just leave bloody tampons in a bin.

  Anyway, I didn't finish my shift until 2:30 pm. It was okay though, since I wasn't really in the mood for lunch anyway."

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