Random Fun Testicle Facts to Share with Your Friends (18 items)

(#12) Katherine Heigl Hates Your Junk
Katherine Heigl, arch villain of the entertainment world, is not a fan of balls. As she put it in a Funny or Die sketch (the bastions of truth) she "hates balls."
(#14) Smaller Balls = Louder Sex Scream
A study at Cambridge University found that an evolutionary trade off in mammals is that their vocal capacities and testicle size are in direct correlation. That is to say, the smaller the testicles, the louder an animal will scream.
(#5) The Older You Get, The Worse They Smell!
Your junk already smells bad, and unfortunately, the older you get the worse you smell. But if you maintain your hygiene and give your twig and berries plenty of room, you can cut down on the smell by quite a bit. Maybe wear a robe?
(#11) There's a Wonderbra... For Your Balls
If you're worried about the super low hang of your junk, or if you just want to give yourself a little something extra under your jeans, the lovely folks over at WildmanT make a product just for you. The "Ball Lifter" gives you the support you need "without any fancy contraptions or discomfort." And yes, the link is NSFW-ish.
(#3) The Biggest Testicles on Earth Were HUGE
When someone says they've got a huge pair of balls, they don't even know how far they are from the truth. Wesley Warren suffered from a severe case of scrotal lymphoma that made his testicles balloon up thanks to a mass of 132.5 pounds. The mass was removed in 2013, but Wesley died a year later from a heart attack.
(#1) The Left Testicle Hangs Lower Than the Right One Does
Okay so we ("we" being guys and gals who are up on their testicle knowledge) all kind of know about the left testicle hanging lower than the right, but do you know why? Like any good mystery, you have to follow the money look to science to explain the strange occurrence. It turns out that the low hanging testicle is nature's method of temperature regulation.