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  • (#8) Finding Out You're A Student's Waifu

    From noisypeach:

    "I had a young teenage boy get a little too informal/familiar with me when e-mailing me over time, as students can do if they need to. He ended up sending me a picture of an anime character, who had the same hair color as me, wearing a small bikini. He commented that he liked the show series she was from because he thought I looked a lot like her.

    Brakes gotta be slammed right there."

  • (#5) Just When You'd Forgotten About Textbook Drawings

    From zieKen1:

    "My cousin is a very pretty lady and teaches seventh grade reading. A lot of students were harassing her on Facebook and trying to add her, so she just made one under a fake name. Still gets to communicate with family and stuff, and no more harassment!

    Funny story though. She has fake boobs and she's fairly small-framed, so she would find pics drawn by her students of her with giant melon boobs in the back of textbooks with dirty things like 'I want to t*ttyf*ck Mrs. S.'"

  • (#1) Pardon Her French

    From francophilia:

    "French teacher here. Teenagers are just constantly inappropriate and need very little encouragement - I got asked to prom, had boys tell other teachers that they thought I was hot, had a parent accusingly tell me that she now understood why her son loved French, which I took to mean that my innovative skill set had inspired him...

    I didn't mind though. It meant that I had a class with 12 previously disengaged 16 -year-old boys come back for extra homework and revision classes every lunch time and after school, and every one of those bags of hormones passed."

  • (#6) One Was Creepy, Another Chivalrous

    From pickleaday:

    "A Year 10 boy got suspended for taking and sending Snapchat photos of my a** whenever I was helping a student in front of him.

    It was another boy who showed me who said he wasn't happy with me being disrespected which was nice!"

  • (#18) Boys, This Is Not How You Ask Someone To Prom

    From keepyoureyeson:

    "I once had a student ask me, on my last day of student teaching, 'You won't be my teacher anymore, right? Coffee?' I told him it wouldn't happen even if I wasn't his teacher. That got a loud 'Ooooh' from the rest of the class.

    Had another student, on the last day of a long-term subbing position, ask me to prom. I declined nicely. At the end of the day, he showed up in my room with his friend, shut the door, and they preceded to have an odd conversation about which one of them I liked more. I asked politely for them to open the door. They refused, and when I tried to open it myself, they stood in front of it. I started to panic when another student opened it from the outside and the boys quickly left. Scary stuff working with almost adults who have no impulse control.

    I have a few other stories, but those are the ones I remember most. I will say though, the kids who have a crush on you will be outed by their friends. Teenagers are nice that way."

  • (#23) This One's Kinda Sweet

    From sweetlemon1025:

    "I'm a student teacher teaching freshmen and one of my students definitely is head-over-heels in love with me.

    He comes in early at the beginning of lunch to drop his stuff off and say hi. His best friend always nudges him and smirks every time I walk over to their table. He's told me that I'm his favorite teacher and he wants to hang out with me. One time he leaned into me when I was standing at their table and said something to the effect of, 'Sometimes you just need a hug.' Another time he brushed my hand and said, 'Your hand is so warm!' And once, he was standing behind me and when I turned around he said, 'Your hair is so pretty!' and ran away blushing really hard.

    Overall it's not that bad, and actually pretty sweet. I just feel bad because he gets that it's never going to happen and I can tell it makes him sad.

    If only this was coming from a guy who is 10 years older."

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