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(#1) Congratulations On Being The Best Husband
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(#2) It Actually Does Help
My wife watched me on the weighing scale sucking my stomach in. She said that’s not going to help. I said it’s the only way I can see the scale.
— Paul Barbar (@paulbarbar_II) August 22, 2020 -
(#3) Thanks You's Go A Long Way
It's been 1.5+ years since our marriage and my husband still thanks me every time I make food for him.
— Kachi Sharaab (@NimraKay) August 20, 2020 -
(#4) Dating Vs. Marriage
DATING: can’t wait to see you again
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) August 21, 2020
MARRIAGE: part of your knee was on my side of the bed again last night -
(#5) It Was The Deodorant All Along
I accidentally used my husband’s deodorant and now I can’t stop saying helpful things like “you’re overreacting” and “calm down”.
— cherish with wine (@cherishwithwine) August 25, 2020 -
(#6) Acting Very Sad
no offense but i was raised to take care of my husband. wash his clothes, clean the house, wear gloves, get rid of the body, and act very sad at the funeral
— RayChal (@rachelslathar) August 17, 2020 -
(#7) Most Feared Widow
Marriage goals: I will die of mysterious causes & you will be the most feared widow in the village.
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) August 25, 2020 -
(#8) Everybody Listening Thought It Was Funny
My wife asked me why I spoke so softly in the house. I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening! She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri laughed.
— Mohamad Safa (@mhdksafa) August 21, 2020 -
(#9) Treating Him Like A Child
My husband: I’m a grown man. Please stop treating me like a child.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) August 14, 2020
Also my husband: Can you find my jacket? I’m hungry. I need a nap. -
(#10) The Teacher's Lounge
My husband walks into our closet to find me drinking a large coffee and eating a doughnut in the dark. He says, "Do the kids know you are in here?" To which I reply, "Welcome to the teacher's lounge."
— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) August 23, 2020 -
(#11) Husband Doing Laundry With The Baby
My husband is interacting with the baby while he’s doing laundry. All I hear is, “These are dryer sheets. White people only use one. We are black. We season our laundry so put about 2-3 in there.”
— Mark Zuckerburger (@WTHisRheaDoing) August 23, 2020 -
(#12) Revenge In A Healthy Marriage
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(#13) Dealing With Cast Irons
I CANNOT believe my husband put our cast iron skillet in the dishwasher, everyone knows you're supposed to leave it in the sink for six weeks while intending to look up how to do something with salt
— Adrienne Porter Felt (@__apf__) August 23, 2020 -
(#14) Don't Wanna Come Clean
I’ve just spend the last 15 mins helping my 8 month pregnant wife look for a Kitkat Chunky I ate 2 hrs ago......
— Willbur! (@bigwillymasonis) August 17, 2020 -
(#15) Forgiveness Is Key
A good marriage is the union of two good forgivers.
— Matt Smethurst (@MattSmethurst) August 20, 2020 -
(#16) Getting Dinner
I sent my husband George to the grocery store for dinner. This is what he came home with... pic.twitter.com/ud3sN03Fpz
— Stone (@stonecold2050) August 16, 2020 -
(#17) It's The Fall Scented Candles For Me
94° outside
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 23, 2020
Wife: lights fall scented candle -
(#18) Your Gift From God
I asked my wife to mail me her photos, see her subject pic.twitter.com/eULrLUlOHm
— Demola Expoze (@TheDemolaExpoze) August 21, 2020 -
(#19) No Apple Orchards Please
If my wife asks, apple orchards are all definitely closed this fall due to the pandemic.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 21, 2020 -
(#20) Come Clean The Kitchen
I love the sound of my wife and daughter talking as they cook together
— Diedrich Bader (@bader_diedrich) August 22, 2020
It’s just so pleasant and comforting
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(#21) Such A Marriage Flex
Being the first to fall asleep at night is such a marriage flex.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 12, 2020 -
(#22) Macbook Pro
Asked my wife to get me a Macbook Pro for my 31st Birthday.
— ً (@MainKehRahaHoon) August 20, 2020
Macbook Pro she got me. pic.twitter.com/6iwHBDJOzL -
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(#24) Let's Be Smart About This
if i was a husband, i would simply not kill my wife, as i would be the primary suspect and closely investigated, leading to my arrest and conviction
— Mrs. Kleinschmidt (@ComradeLuanne) August 21, 2020
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