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  • Sea Turtles on Random Animal Facts You Will Immediately Regret Learning

    (#1) Sea Turtles

    Posted by Redditor /u/Jmainia_Animations:

    If you shine a flashlight/smartphone on a newborn sea turtle for too long (which could be only minutes), it will start crawling around in circles. Known as the "Ring of Death", it means that the turtle's eyesight has been permanently damaged due to mistaking your lights for the moon that guides it to the sea. By doing this, you have doomed the sea turtle to death right after birth.

  • Tasmanian devils on Random Animal Facts You Will Immediately Regret Learning

    (#2) Tasmanian devils

    • Book

    Posted by Redditor /u/downvote_city_b**ch:

    A Tasmanian Devil gives birth to dozens of babies, however, the mother only has four nipples. So it's a race for those babies to reach one of them. The ones who don't make it are then eaten by the mother.

  • Sloth on Random Animal Facts You Will Immediately Regret Learning

    (#3) Sloth

    • Animal

    Posted by Redditor /u/Itsafinelife:

    If a baby sloth falls off it's mother's back and down to the forest floor, more often than not the mom can't spare the energy to go down and get it. This does not end well for the baby sloth.

  • Whales on Random Animal Facts You Will Immediately Regret Learning

    (#4) Whales

    Posted by Redditor /u/TheArtisticGoblin:

    Some whales, when old, no longer have enough strength to swim for as long, so if they swim too deep, they might not have enough strength to swim back up to get air so they end up drowning.

  • Armadillo on Random Animal Facts You Will Immediately Regret Learning

    (#5) Armadillo

    Posted by Redditor /u/ramos1969:

    Armadillos can carry leprosy and can pass to humans just by being in proximity.

  • Livestock on Random Animal Facts You Will Immediately Regret Learning

    (#6) Livestock

    Posted by Redditor /u/PublcTrashAccount:

    Ruminants like cows, deer, goats and sheep will regularly eat small animals like birds if they get too close. Horses have been observed to devour chickens live.

  • Moose on Random Animal Facts You Will Immediately Regret Learning

    (#7) Moose

    • Animal

    Posted by Redditor /u/frbap:

    A moose will kill you.

    Like. Leave it alone. It will gore you. It will kick you. It will headbutt you until you're just a shredded corpse hanging from it's antlers. It will kill you in your car. It will kill you in a forest. It will kill you in a swamp. You can't just run one over with your car if it's on the road. You can't run away once it's spotted you.

    They are not nice, calm or gentle creatures. They are massive, terrifying beasts. Leave them alone.

  • Dolphins on Random Animal Facts You Will Immediately Regret Learning

    (#8) Dolphins

    • Short Film

    Posted by Redditor /u/ruby_davidson11:

    When a dolphin is sexually frustrated, it will go on a killing spree.

  • Pigs on Random Animal Facts You Will Immediately Regret Learning

    (#9) Pigs

    Posted by Redditor /u/SUSAN_IS_A_B**CH:

    A pig will eat the entire human body, bones, muscles and all, except for the teeth.

  • Clown Fish on Random Animal Facts You Will Immediately Regret Learning

    (#10) Clown Fish

    Posted on Reddit:

    If a male clown fish loses his partner, he will develop female reproductive parts and mate with his male offspring.

  • Shoebill on Random Animal Facts You Will Immediately Regret Learning

    (#11) Shoebill

    Posted by Redditor /u/IxamxUnicron:

    Shoebill birds have two chicks but only raise one. 

  • Sharks on Random Animal Facts You Will Immediately Regret Learning

    (#12) Sharks

    Posted by Redditor /u/Sith_Rox:

    Sharks eat their siblings before birth = there can be only one.

  • Soft-Shell Turtle on Random Animal Facts You Will Immediately Regret Learning

    (#13) Soft-Shell Turtle

    • TV Episode

    Posted by Redditor /u/bruh-momentus-:

    Chinese soft-shelled turtles urinate through their mouths.

  • Angler Fish on Random Animal Facts You Will Immediately Regret Learning

    (#14) Angler Fish

    Posted by Redditor /u/Fatisbac:

    When Angler Fish copulate, the male will bite the female and permanently attach itself to her. During pregnancy the female will drain the male of all it has until its body has fully dystrophied into nothing but a pair of gonads for the female to continue on reproducing from the males sperm. And they say men are the only ones who objectify women for their bodies.

  • Flamingo on Random Animal Facts You Will Immediately Regret Learning

    (#15) Flamingo

    • Animal

    Posted by Redditor /u/LyleTheMosquito:

    Flamingos: they smell real bad because they pee on themselves to keep cool.

  • Deer on Random Animal Facts You Will Immediately Regret Learning

    (#16) Deer

    • Animal

    Posted by Redditor /u/GreebleSnort:

    Deer can and will kill you. Do not corner them, do not get between them and their babies, and for the love of Gygax DO NOT try to pet them! Yes, even the doe. Yes, even the small one. Yeah, I know they're herbivores, so are rhinos. Yeah, I know they look delicate, they're really not. Their hooves are sharp as hell and their legs are STRONG. Bambi will f**k you up.

  • Ducks on Random Animal Facts You Will Immediately Regret Learning

    (#17) Ducks

    Posted by Redditor /u/Leeminski:

    Ducks have a barbed and corkscrew penis.
     

  • Mountain Lions on Random Animal Facts You Will Immediately Regret Learning

    (#18) Mountain Lions

    Posted by Redditor /u/TypicalCricket:

    If you see a mountain lion, it has already decided not to eat you.

  • Koala on Random Animal Facts You Will Immediately Regret Learning

    (#19) Koala

    • Animal

    Posted by Redditor /u/remotectrl:

    Koalas are terrible. I'd like to share with you some of my koala knowledge!

    • It takes a koala four days to digest a meal: Fact. The word "koala" comes from the aboriginal language meaning "no drink" indicating the first of the three rules for gremlins.

    • Koalas sing to defend their territories and win mates, like blue birds or Michael Buble.

    • Koalas are not bears. Koalas are Hellspawn, and like everything else in Australia they know only hate. More beastly than Hank McCoy, these blue-grey creatures have razor sharp claws and a voice that sounds like a tiger dry heaving.

    • I'm not sure where the bear comparison comes from; they are less Smokey and more Fozzie bear with that stupid Muppet nose. Real bears eat delicious things like salmon, berries, honey, and ants; the bare necessities of life. Koalas only eat eucalyptus leaves, which are an ingredient in cough syrup. It was believed it made them drunk and pass out, but robotripping is just how koalas roll. Eucalyptus is not very nutritious so they must spend five hours a day eating, eighteen hours a day sleeping, which leaves just one hour to get their mack on.

    • Like many other marsupials, koalas are social creatures and like many other drug addicts they are mostly antisocial creatures.

    • Koalas have a scent gland on their chest they use to mark their territory, so they aggressively hug trees to leave their stank.

    • Koala have uncannily human-like fingerprints they use to grip things. They also have large claws to help grip even harder. They also have two thumbs. You do not want to be gripped by a koala.

    • Koalas are afraid of paper bags. Researchers use a pole-mounted paper bag to coax koalas out of trees.

    • Half of koala pregnancies are sired not by resident alpha males like Buster and Hendrix, but by koala charlatans like Captain Bogart who roam the suburbs, looking for ladies and a fix. Only the toughest of koalas can survive on the streets with their devil-may-care attitude and shapely ears.

    • At the culmination of the violent tantrum which is koala coitus, the male leaves a seminal plug which blocks the female's multiple vaginas from being entered by the hemipenis of another koala.

    • Koalas are a protected species so its illegal to touch or pick one up without a permit. This is for the protection of the humans, not the koala.

    • Also koalas get sick. During this documentary I saw a koala named James got Chlamydia and lost his territory to Hendrix, who then got Chlamydia and was taken to an animal hospital before it got to full-on wet bottom. Continuing the tradition of cuddle-fying these monsters, "wet bottom" is what they call a urinary infection that stains their fur. Basically an STD leads to them pissing all over themselves. Finding out that koalas have Chlamydia is like finding out that ponies get herpes or that kittens have AIDS. Both of those things are true by the way.

    • But the most common cause of death for koalas is reckless drivers.

  • Snails on Random Animal Facts You Will Immediately Regret Learning

    (#20) Snails

    • Food

    Posted by Redditor /u/BananasHaveNoLips:

    A snail has over 2000 teeth.

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As humans explore the creatures that may exist in the vast universe, people may forget that there are tens of thousands of species coexisting in the most amazing way on this beautiful and mysterious blue planet. We don't even know there are many interesting facts about animals on earth. Nowadays, people can find a large number of photos of cute animals on the Internet, we have seen cute sloths, baby hippos, and more.

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