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(#6) Funny Guy
"While changing my daughter in front of the open closet door, she kept looking around me and laughing. I asked her what was so funny. She said, 'The man.' To which I replied, 'What man?' She then pointed at the closet and said, 'The man with the snake neck.' I turned around and nothing was there. I'm afraid to look into the history of my house to see if anyone hung themselves in the closet."
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(#26) Sweet, in a Way
"Mommy, when you die I want to put you in a glass jar so I can keep you and see you forever." -
(#13) That Blue Guy
"My kid was in the bathtub one night with the bathroom door open and I was puttering around in the next room. She called out and said, 'Hey mommy, who was that blue guy who just walked down the hall?' She said he was tall, thin, and featureless."
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(#17) Confirmation Hiss
"My toddler went through a phase where she would just constantly say 'hi' to things. 'Hi hi hi hi hi hi.' One day, it came out sounding more like 'Die die die die die.' So I say to her, 'What's that you're saying?' She turns to face me and just whispers, 'Diiiieeeeeee...'"
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(#18) Action Plan
"I'm going to cut your throat and throw you in the pool." -
(#25) Gathering Knowledge
"I'm watching you make my sandwich so that when you die I will know how to do it."
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It is often said that kids do not know taboos. Sometimes, kids' speeches are very funny, especially when they don’t understand the impermanence of the world, they may choke you with a word. Many people shared the terrible things their children had said, although in most cases their words are just misunderstandings, they are still a chill.
Children are not only innocent and cute but can tell the scariest stories ever. Sometimes, what a child says will make you feel inexplicably scary. Have you ever heard a child say something terrible? The random tool shares 26 creepy things kids have said.
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