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(#5) Eric Cartman
- South Park, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Soaking up all the glory of the spotlight, a Leo runs laps around their kingdom, gallivanting with pride and reveling in all of the attention they receive. Eric Cartman is bold, brash, and super aggressive. Just like a Leo, his over-assertive attitude and need to constantly be entertained are always paving the way for dramatics.
Too confident to realize he's annoying and rude, Cartman is the king of his own jungle. He doesn't care what others think about anything he does - that is, until he doesn't get what he wants. If he ever thinks he's being left out of something cool or hears the word "no," he's sure to cause a huge fuss.
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(#1) Randy Marsh
- South Park
When Stan's dad, Randy Marsh, gets involved with pretty much anything, he tends to get completely obsessed. A kindred celestial spirit, an Aries knows no chill. They are the master of accepting challenges; it doesn't matter if they're confronted with inventing a new sport or offered the position as lead singer in a boy-band - they always come out on top.
An Aries is fueled by a fiery, inner passion. Although they rush into every one of their grand ideas without a second thought, they'll stick through with their plan until the very end. Randy has stood by every weird endeavor of his, only abandoning his plot if he goes out kicking and screaming.
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(#3) Wendy Testaburger
- South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Like most mercurial Geminis, Wendy Testaburger isn't afraid to speak her mind. She's witty and resourceful, and she's keen on sharing her knowledge with the world. Working with others is easy, and she's an excellent collaborator, rounding up the children for important meetings on many occasions.
Geminis are symbolized by the Twins. Being a split entity, this zodiac sign is known for its dual personality. While incredibly intelligent, Wendy is also a neighborhood deviant; luckily, she knows how to sneak under the radar.
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(#8) Chef
- South Park, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Scorpios tend to be protective, magnetic, and possess a vengeful sting. As a zodiac sign that symbolizes both power and sex, Chef and his sensual, sassy ways show off what a Scorpio is all about. When he's not serving lunch to the kids at school, he's breaking down into song about sexy escapades.
Scorpios are intense in every way. There's nothing this celestial Scorpion doesn't do without passion; if Chef has asserted he's good at anything, it's manifesting all the intense passion romance brings.
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(#9) Jimmy Vulmer
Those born under the sign of Sagittarius possess enthusiasm in spades. They're a fountain of optimism, spreading good vibes wherever they go. Jimmy Vulmer is a natural entertainer with plenty of cheer to go around. He makes the best of his disability, eager to prove that it's not something holding him back in life.
While Sagittarius tends to be energetic and ultra-positive, they can also become overconfident, not realizing their own personal boundaries. Even though they're sometimes set up for failure, their valiant dedication is inspiring to all.
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(#2) Token Black
- South Park
According to the zodiac's barreling Bull, Taurus, slow and steady wins the race. Their patience and capacity for other people's nonsense is completely unmatched. Throughout the various seasons of South Park, Token Black has certainly put up with some sh*t - especially from Cartman.
Even though Token can typically brush off his peers' remarks with the patience of a saint, he stands up for himself when he thinks it's necessary. Taurus is a lazy sign, so they'll only make moves if they think their cause is worth it, but, when they do, their moral statutes are unmoving.
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