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(#8) Did The Mature Thing
My wife said I walk like an elephant and she can hear me coming a mile away. So I did the mature thing and snuck up on her 60 seconds later and scared the shit out of her. She has now filed for divorce.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) June 29, 2020 -
(#10) Foreplay
I just got my wife a giant ice coffee from my trip to the outside world so don’t tell me I don’t know a thing or two about foreplay.
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) April 22, 2020 -
(#11) Not My Husband
I’ve been married for over 10 years I shave my legs for my freshly cleaned sheets not my husband
— Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) June 13, 2020 -
(#22) Parallel Parking
Husband: *crying* Please let me go.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 30, 2020
Me: *parallel parking* -
(#12) Does It Bother You?
Husband: Does it bother you when I —
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 12, 2020
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(#7) She Says Whoops
I just let my wife cut my hair and honestly the only difference between her and my barber is the amount of times she said whoops.
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) June 11, 2020
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Love and long-term relationships are always full of surprises and happy things, but there are some unexpected disputes and incomprehensible moments that people have to face in marriage, especially when it comes to parenting or housework. If laughter is indeed the best way to relieve stress, then nothing needs the sense of humor more than marriage. Let us take a look at how other people solve these stupid married problems, you might have a new understanding of marriage.
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