Random Worst Roommate Horror Stories (20 items)

(#7) The Roommate Who Took Her Roommate's Identity

Brittany Ossenfort met her roommate, Michelle, through a mutual friend. Everything was going great until Michelle got all Single White Female on Brittany and started an unofficial, solo look-alike contest. Brittany was fine with everything until she got a call from a local police precinct asking her to bail "Brittany Ossenfort" out of county. It turns out that Michelle was actually a trans sex worker who was caught soliciting to a police officer, and when she was arrested she took on Brittany's persona.
(#20) The Roommate Who Refused To Share Cookies

On a trip back from Disneyland, two roommates decided to stop at a Wal-Mart. While there, they purchased a box of Mint Oreos. They scarfed the majority of them down on the drive back to their dorm. A few days later, one of the roommates asked what had happened to the rest of the Oreos. They hadn't finished them, so where had they disappeared to? The other roommate casually said, "Oh! I have no idea!" The mystery wasn't solved until the day they moved out and the box of remaining Oreos was found wedged up in the very back corner of the second roommate's closet. Nothing is worse than a Mint Oreo hoarder!

(Source: via Jessica Lawshe, Freelance Writer)
(#11) The Roommate Who Never Did The Dishes

You don't want to do the dishes every time you use a plate, that's totally normal. But if you're living with a group of people you can't blame your ADHD for you being a slob like this anonymous roommate. Also, if people get upset with you about not doing the dishes, don't start taking the dishes in an attempt to make it look like there are no dirty dishes. The dishes are still dirty, they're just hidden under your bed and getting dirtier. Here's some advice: just do the dishes.
(#10) The Roommate Who Allegedly Partied Too Hard

In an interview with Vanity Fair, the quarterback's college roommate detailed all the pot, booze, Xanax, and litany of controlled substances that Johnny Manziel was supposedly using while playing for Texas A&M.
(#4) The Roommate Who Poured Spit And Windex In Food

Here's an idea for all you folks that found your roommate on Craigslist, or by some other twist of fate: set up a hidden camera in your kitchen.

You never know if your roommate is going to go full Heathers and pour spit and Windex into your food like Hayley King, a University of South Carolina student who was arrested after her roommates caught her acting oddly.
(#13) The Roommate Who Hoarded Toilet Paper

What's worse: the roommate who doesn't use toilet paper for two and a half weeks or the roommate who hoards the toilet paper (to test the other roommate) for two and a half weeks?