Random Worst Ninja Turtles Action Figures (80 items)

(#27) Wingnut and Screwloose
It's like Batman! If he was a drunk and who lived in the sewer!
(#58) Walkabout
The only explanation for this has to be that Playmates was trying to cash in on some of that Crocodile Dundee money.
(#48) Movie Star Turtles
Something was lost in translation. These look more like the Turtles have strange rashes.
(#6) Kowabunga Crackin' Turtle Egg
With names like "Eggsplodin' Donatello" and "Breakin' Loose Leonardo" it doesn't look like these guys are laying eggs, does it? Wait, I thought they were all brothers?!
(#11) Scumbug
Just another mundane white collar employee who grows an mutated Cronenbergian monster with a blonde pony tail.
(#57) Sewer Heros
Are the Ninja Turtles not already superheroes? Must they get the Golden Age treatment complete with capes?