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(#19) I Actually Can Imagine It
Husband: *clipping his toenails* Can you imagine being single right now?
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 8, 2020
Me: Yes. -
(#5) You Gonna Breathe Like That?
Wife: FINALLY A WEEKEND WITH JUST THE TWO OF US!
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) June 12, 2020
Also my wife: Are you going to breathe like that the entire time? -
(#16) Leaving Them All Over
My husband leaves water glasses lying around like he’s preparing for an invasion of water sensitive aliens.
— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) June 10, 2020 -
(#13) Tax Refund
Don’t let anyone tell you middle age is not exciting. My husband and I got our tax refund and immediately put it in savings. Man, what a rush.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 10, 2020 -
(#21) I'm Leaving You
wife: I’m leaving you
— human aaron (@humanaaron) June 30, 2020
me: is it because of my hobby?
wife: yes
me: but on friday february 8th 2018 at 8:17 pm I asked “Is it ok if I became a stenographer” to which you replied “thats fine” to which I replied “great” to which you replied “wait are you typing this right now?” -
(#22) Parallel Parking
Husband: *crying* Please let me go.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 30, 2020
Me: *parallel parking*
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Love and long-term relationships are always full of surprises and happy things, but there are some unexpected disputes and incomprehensible moments that people have to face in marriage, especially when it comes to parenting or housework. If laughter is indeed the best way to relieve stress, then nothing needs the sense of humor more than marriage. Let us take a look at how other people solve these stupid married problems, you might have a new understanding of marriage.
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