Random Times South Park Actually Made A Really Good Point (15 items)

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  (#10) Go God Go

  • TV Episode

  The two-episode story arc in Season 10 called, "Go God Go," aired in 2006. It's about Cartman freezing himself so he doesn't have to wait an excruciating three days until the Nintendo Wii is released. Obviously, this element of the storyline is a commentary on society's rapidly decaying ability to delay gratification. The episodes then take on another issue when Cartman is unfrozen in the distant future, having overshot his intended reanimation by 540 years.

  This future world is inhabited by three warring factions: the super-intelligent otters of the Allied Atheist Alliance (AAA); humans of the United Atheist Alliance (UAA); and the Unified Atheist League (UAL). Religion has been done away with, thanks to Richard Dawkins (one of the real world's most celebrated atheists in the 21st century), but these future beings still war over the "great question": which group's name is the most logical for a society of atheists?

  Of course, the point is that humanity (and ottermanity) is destined to war amongst themselves as it is in their terrible nature. Dawkins conceded that there was some truth to the depiction of mankind's inevitable infighting. However, he was not a fan of the episode because his animated-self was depicted "buggering a bald transvestite."
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  (#13) "Go Fund Yourself" Tears Down The Washington Redskins And Crowdfunding At The Same Time

  In case you live under a rock, the name of the professional football team based in America's capital is a racial slur. With each year, the pressure on owner Dan Snyder to change the team's name ramps up. He has stood steadfastly against such a change because he's a proud racist (honestly, there's no other reasonable excuse). Season 18's premiere episode, "Go Fund Yourself," aired in 2014 and lambasts the absurdity of Snyder's position while also managing to attack crowdfunding. 

  Cartman decides to make money by starting a company that does nothing and running a crowdfunding campaign for it. The Washington Redskins lost the team name's trademark so Cartman snatches it up. Snyder comes to Cartman to beg for him to stop using their name out of decency (hah), to which Cartman replies, "We can’t just change the name of our company because it’s, like, super-hard. But, hey - from one Redskin to another, go f*ck yourself." And, just like how the title takes a jab at crowdfunding, Cartman's four-point business model highlights the absurdity of such a method in one easy chart. 
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  (#7) "Douche And Turd" Take The Glamor Out Of Politics

  An allegorical take on the 2004 elections, South Park wasn't afraid to confront the reality of politics, most especially when the voting populace is forced to chooser between two less than stellar options. "Douche and Turd" revolves around South Park Elementary having to choose a new mascot after PETA complains about the school using a cow as their mascot; when the write-in options leave the students with the choice of either voting for a giant douche or a turd sandwich, which goes just about how you'd expect. Kyle throws his weight behind the douche, Cartman does the same with the turd sandwich, and Stan refuses to vote for either because the whole thing is stupid in his opinion. 

  Stan eventually comes around – it requires Puff Daddy slaughtering a number of PETA members, among other things – and decides to cast his vote for the turd sandwich. Regardless, the giant douche wins the race by 1410 votes to 36. It looks like South Park Elementary has found its new mascot, until, that is, Mr. Garrison shows up to share the news about the murdered PETA members, thus negating their need to find a new mascot in the first place. In the end Stan was right; his vote really didn't matter and the whole thing was stupid. Ah, politics.
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  (#3) "You Have 0 Friends" Gets Real About The Problems Of Social Media

  It's no secret that Facebook has wildly changed the way we interact with one another, and naturally the creators of South Park had to put in their two cents on the matter; fortunately, they managed to make a legitimate but hilarious commentary on the pitfalls of social media in the process. In "You Have 0 Friends," Kyle goes against the grain and friends loner Kip Drordy, which has the adverse effect of causing Kyle's social cache to plummet. Meanwhile Stan, who wanted nothing to do with Facebook in the first place, winds up getting sucked into the machine and has to digitally battle for his own survival in the real world. The fact that Cartman goes out of his way to create a "Mad Friends" podcast, which keeps track of who in town is worth friending and who is a newly minted social pariah, only adds to the dichotomy experienced between the friends and their relationship with Facebook. 

  Whether they want to or not, everyone in South Park is drawn into Facebook one way or another.
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  (#1) Trapped in the Closet

  • TV Episode

  First, it must be said that the Church of Scientology is litigious. However, South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone held no such reservations when they wrote “Trapped in the Closet,” arguing that Scientology masquerades as a religion, but is really nothing more than a money-making scheme. In "Trapped in the Closet," which aired in 2005, the Church of Scientology decides that Stan is the reincarnation of their founder and prophet, L. Ron Hubbard. The church president and various celebrities of Scientology ask Stan to continue Hubbard’s writing, so Stan obliges.

  What follows is a hilarious episode satirizing the Scientology religion. It has Hollywood celebrities that are part of the church, like R. Kelly, Tom Cruise, and John Travolta, run into Stan's closet, refusing to come out. Stan then starts arguing with the president of the church, saying that the church shouldn't be charging money to help people. The president reveals that that is the entire point of the Church of Scientology. In Stan’s final 'doctrine,' he admits he is not the reincarnation of Hubbard and that "Scientology is just a big fat global scam." The episode ends with the church threatening to sue Stan.

  The central focus of the episode revolves around the institutions of religion. Here, South Park highlights issues of money, for-profit-like behavior, and a none-too-subtle questioning of said celebrities’ sexualities in the Church of Scientology. 
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  (#2) Best Friends Forever

  • TV Episode

  Terri Schiavo suffered a heart attack in 1990 that cut off oxygen to her brain and left her comatose. She had severe brain damage. After two months of unsuccessful rehab, she was diagnosed as being in a persistent vegetative state, which she remained in for 15 years until her death on March 31, 2005. One day before her passing, South Park aired the episode "Best Friends Forever," commenting on her case and the media circus surrounding it. 

  In this episode, Kenny is struck by an ice cream truck and left in a vegetative state. Thus begins the battle for Kenny's right to live versus his right to die. Cartman takes the latter side, trying to get Kenny's feeding tube pulled so he'll die. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny's parents argue that Kenny has a right to live, fighting to keep the feeding tube in place. What ensues is a media frenzy sparking a national debate and outrage, bringing protesters from both sides into Kenny's very hospital room as the two sides publicly war. At the height of the fervor, Kenny's attorney finally finds Kenny's will and reads his wishes about the possibility of being in a vegetative state: "Please, for the love of God, don't ever show me in that condition on national television." This is the heart of the issue surrounding Terri Schiavo.

  In 1998, Schiavo's husband petitioned to have her feeding tube removed, opposed by Terri's parents. For seven years, the case was fought in the public eye until the original ruling of Schiavo's 'right-to-die' was upheld and her feeding tube was removed in March 2005. At the conclusion of "Best Friends Forever," Kyle realizes that his side was wrong for the right reasons, while Cartman was right for the wrong reasons. However, perhaps even more poignant is the realization that Kenny (the analog for Terri Schiavo) had a right to privacy that had been violated by virtually every party involved, including the national media and the nation itself. 

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