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  • (#3) A Live Snail Was In A Four-Year-Old's Knee

    During a family vacation in July 2013, four-year-old Paul Franklin tripped and skinned his right knee at the beach. The family didn't think much of the scrape and cleaned it out and popped a band-aid on it. Cut to a few weeks later, and the knee was incredibly infected. 

    Doctors believed it was a staph infection and treated it with antibiotics. While it helped with the oozing of the knee, there was still a growing black bump underneath Paul's skin. Fed up, Paul's mom decided to squeeze the growth and out popped a sea snail. Paul opted to keep the sea snail and named him Turbo. 

  • (#13) A Scratching Noise Was Caused By Spider Building Its Web

    "Don't mind me. Just building my new home INSIDE OF YOUR HEAD," said the spider living in Li Meng's left ear canal. For days she had been hearing a "scratching noise" that no one else seemed to notice. Too afraid to go to the doctor (she thought it might be "evil spirits"), Meng lived with the noise until the pain finally became too much.

    Doctors at the Xiamen Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine examined Meng and found a live spider weaving its web in her ear canal and resting on her eardrum. But every time they tried to pull it out of its new comfy home, the spider got understandably upset. They eventually knocked it out with meds and removed it.

    We'd take evil spirits over that ordeal any day.

    Source: Fox News
  • (#5) Doctors Found A Cockroach Living In Woman's Skull

    In a true nightmare-come-to-life, doctors in India discovered a living cockroach in a woman's skull after she complained of a "crawling sensation" inside her head. According to news reports, the cockroach entered the woman's nose as she slept and bore a path underneath her skin up to her skull.

    The woman said she could feel a weird burning sensation and had to wait until the morning to go see the doctor. The cockroach was alive and "didn't want to come out," according to the doctors. 

  • (#2) A Woman's Mouth Was Impregnated By Squid Sperm

    Many people have hang-ups about eating "raw" seafood. Whether for health reasons or some other aversion, to each his or her own. But one 63 year-old woman got something else disgusting when she ate some partially cooked squid in South Korea in June 2012. As she bit into a part of the delicious dish - which still had its organs intact - she felt a "pricking and foreign-body sensation" in her mouth. She spat it out.

    But she was too late. Pods of squid semen had already shot into her mouth, impregnating the mucous membranes of her tongue, cheek, and gums. Doctors later removed the "twelve small, white spindle-shaped, bug-like organisms" called spermatophores and also identified a sperm sack. They didn't have eyes or little baby tentacles or anything, but still, the products of animal sperm were living inside her mouth.

    This wasn't the first case of this happening, either. In December 2011, another poor sap got this report from the doctor: The sperm bags of the squid had thrust into the squamous epithelium (inner lining) of the patient's hard palate (roof of the mouth). The remaining part of the raw squid consisted of the testis and the sperm bags.

  • (#19) A Spider Was Living In This Woman's Ear

    In August 2012, a Chinese woman went to the doctor after experiencing a week of having a very itchy ear. When she got to Changsha Central Hospital of Otolaryngology, doctors found a creepy looking spider nesting in her ear. Doctors were afraid if they tried to grab the spider it would instinctively burrow, so they used a saline solution to flush out the eight-legged squatter. 

  • An Eel Swam Up 56 Year-Old's Urethra on Random Most Horrifying Things Found Living Inside People

    (#8) An Eel Swam Up 56 Year-Old's Urethra

    Leeches, maggots, seeing-eye dogs... There's a long colorful history of humans trying to make lesser animals do things for them. In England, rich people pay cash money to lay in spa pools and let little eels nibble the dead skin off their bodies. Hey, I'm not here to judge.

    The process leaves the skin looking so fresh and so clean, and it's so effective that other countries have hopped on board the eel spa bandwagon. In 2011, 56 year-old Zhang Nan went for treatment at one such establishment in China, but he was never the same again.

    Nan was laying in the pool when he started to feel something sharp tugging at his penis. He looked down to see a small eel working its way up into his urethra. According to Nan, he tried to grab it and pull it out, but the little fish was too slippery. Its body working like a lubricant (gag), the eel disappeared inside Nan's shaft in a matter of seconds.

    He was taken to hospital and immediately put into surgery. After three hours, the animal was removed. It was six inches long. SIX. SIX INCHES. Forgive me, but sometimes the cost of beauty is just too much.

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