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  •  1. A man walks into a bar and hears someone say, "Hey, you look NICE today!!!" He turns aroud and asks the bartender, "Who said that?" The bartender answers, "The peanuts...

    they're COMPLEMENTARY!!!"

  •  2. A man ran into the house breathless and he said to his wife, "Honey, you should be so proud of me, I just saved $1.50 by not taking the bus, but I chased it all the way home-­‐ The wife replied, "You want a medal for that?-­‐You should have chased a cab and saved yourself 15!

  •  3. Q: Did you hear about the Ice Cream Sales man that was found dead in his store covered in chocolate sauce and syrup?

    A: Police think he topped himself!

  •  4. a man buys two monkeys. those monkeys multiply and soon he's got 10 monkeys. the city gets wind of it and threatens heavy fines if he doesn't get rid of the monkeys. So the man calls his cousin pedro and offers him $50.00 to take the monkeys to the zoo. a couple of hours pass, pedro calls and asks for fifty MORE dollars! the man says "listen, i just gave you $50.00 to take them to the zoo". Pedro says "yes, but now they want to go to the movies!".

  •  5. Apparantly 1 in 4 people in the world are Chinese.

    There are 5 people in my family -­‐ this means that it is either my Mother, my Father, my Younger Brother Colin or ny Older Brother Ho Cha Chin. But I think it is Colin!

  •  6. What is a crocodile's favourite card game? snap

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Do you often read jokes? Will you joke with your family and friends? Do you want some random jokes to kill time when boring? Worried to the jokes are not funny? We collected the most funny 1000 jokes, these jokes are voted out by people, maybe this joke is not funny, but the next one is absolutely funny. This page generates 6 jokes each time by default, and click the Refresh button to get 6 new ones.

In the meantime, you can generate interesting jokes in the specified amount. We added a small feature, click the joke text with the mouse, it will automatically select the appropriate text, this is a convenient copy tool.

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