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  •  1. Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
    A. To get to the other slide.

  •  2. Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree.

    A: Because it was dead!
    Q:Why did the Kookaburra fall out of the tree

    A:Because it was hit by a falling dead Koala
    Q:Why do Kangaroo's jump

    A:To miss all the dead Koala's.

  •  3. What can you eat in a Cyber Cafe?

    Micro Chips

  •  4. An 8-­‐year-­‐old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?"

    The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she

    is old enough to get a straight answer.

    He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees'. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?"

    The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."

  •  5. Q: How much did the pirate pay to get his ear pierced?
    A: A buccaneer

  •  6. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Hellifino.

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Do you often read jokes? Will you joke with your family and friends? Do you want some random jokes to kill time when boring? Worried to the jokes are not funny? We collected the most funny 1000 jokes, these jokes are voted out by people, maybe this joke is not funny, but the next one is absolutely funny. This page generates 6 jokes each time by default, and click the Refresh button to get 6 new ones.

In the meantime, you can generate interesting jokes in the specified amount. We added a small feature, click the joke text with the mouse, it will automatically select the appropriate text, this is a convenient copy tool.

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