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  •  1. Knock Knock

    Who's there ?

    Boo who

    Dont cry

  •  2. As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead racoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked. "No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."

  •  3. Q) What is the difference between illegal and unlawful?
    A) One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

  •  4. ME: doctor doctor, I've only got 50 seconds to live! DOCTOR: Just a Minute

  •  5. Why don't canibals like clowns? Because they taste funny!!!!!

  •  6. A shipwreck survivor washes up on the beach of an island and is immediately surrounded by a group of native warriors. "I'm done for", the man cries in despair.

    "No you are not," comes a booming voice from the heavens. "Listen carefully, and do exactly as I say. Grab the spear from the one who is beside you and shove it through the heart of the chief."

    The man does so, and the remainder of the band stare in disbelief. "Now, what?" the man asks the heavens.

    "Now, you are done for."

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About Random Jokes Tool

Do you often read jokes? Will you joke with your family and friends? Do you want some random jokes to kill time when boring? Worried to the jokes are not funny? We collected the most funny 1000 jokes, these jokes are voted out by people, maybe this joke is not funny, but the next one is absolutely funny. This page generates 6 jokes each time by default, and click the Refresh button to get 6 new ones.

In the meantime, you can generate interesting jokes in the specified amount. We added a small feature, click the joke text with the mouse, it will automatically select the appropriate text, this is a convenient copy tool.

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