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  •  1. Two prostitutes are standing on a corner. One says, "Tonight is gonna be a good night. I can smell the dick in the air." The other says, "Sorry, I just burped."

  •  2. Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence with an "i" in it.
    Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence with an 'i' in it.
    Johnny: I is...
    Teacher: No, Johnny, when you say 'i', it should be followed by 'am'
    Johnny: Okay, I am the 9th letter of the alphabet

  •  3. I was feeling very lonely so I bought some shares.
    It’s nice to have a bit of company.

  •  4. After my breastfeeding class, my husband spouted off this gem.
    Me: "I need to call your insurance about breast pumps... see what they cover."
    Husband: "Probably the boob."

  •  5. Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes

  •  6. Veganism is like Communism
    They are both fine, unless you like food

  •  7. If I got 50 cents for every math exam I failed…
    I’d have $7.35 now.

  •  8. Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road."Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?"The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!"He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep."I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!""Hey lady," says the shepherd, "If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"

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Do you often read jokes? Will you joke with your family and friends? Do you want some random jokes to kill time when boring? Worried to the jokes are not funny? We collected the most funny 5000 jokes, these jokes are voted out by people, these jokes cover a lot of topics, such as Christmas, math, characters, history, mathematics, etc. There are many suitable for children and many suitable for adults. If you don’t find one you like, you just need to refresh, and you can also search for jokes that contain specific keywords. This page generates 8 jokes each time by default, and click the Refresh button to get 8 new ones.

In the meantime, you can generate interesting jokes in the specified amount. We added a small feature, click the joke text with the mouse, it will automatically select the appropriate text, this is a convenient copy tool.

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