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Get random joke(s) from the funniest 1000 jokes.
  •  1. A man prays to god every friday: "Oh God let me win the state lottery" ... One day a voice comes to him and says "Come on -­‐ Give me a chance! Buy a lottery ticket!"

  •  2. This guy is walking past a wooden fence. On the other side of the fence is an asylum. The inmates are all screaming at the tops of their lungs, "Thirteen! Thirteen! THIRTEEN!!" The guy notices a small hole in the fence and his curiosity naturally gets the better of him. He takes a peek and a finger suddenly pops out and jabs him in the eye. He yells in pain as the inmates start shouting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! FOURTEEN!!"

  •  3. Q-­‐How do you hide an elephant?

    A-­‐Paint its toenails red and stick it in a cherry tree.
    Q-­‐Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?

    A-­‐See, it works!

  •  4. Q: where is a cemetery located in any town?

    A: In the Dead center of it!

  •  5. Three budgies in a cage, one on the top perch, one on the middle and one on the bottom perch.

    Which Budgie owns the cage?

    The one on the bottom perch, the other two are on higher perches.

  •  6. A man walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he notices Van Gogh playing the fruit machine. He calls over, "Hey, Van Gogh! Want a drink?" and Van Gogh replies, "No thanks. I've got one 'ere."

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About Random Jokes Tool

Do you often read jokes? Will you joke with your family and friends? Do you want some random jokes to kill time when boring? Worried to the jokes are not funny? We collected the most funny 1000 jokes, these jokes are voted out by people, maybe this joke is not funny, but the next one is absolutely funny. This page generates 6 jokes each time by default, and click the Refresh button to get 6 new ones.

In the meantime, you can generate interesting jokes in the specified amount. We added a small feature, click the joke text with the mouse, it will automatically select the appropriate text, this is a convenient copy tool.

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