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Get random joke(s) from the funniest 5000 jokes.
  •  1. A professor was giving a lecture on involuntary muscular contractions to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, he decided to lighten the mood. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, "Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" She replied, "He's probably playing golf with his friends."

  •  2. Why do bald men have holes in their pockets?
    So they can run their hands through their hair.

  •  3. A bloke handed his mate an octopus that looked to be at death's door, and said "There's the six quid I owe you".

  •  4. I saw two kids fighting on the elementary school playground and being the only adult around, I had to step in...
    Little bastards didn’t stand a chance…

  •  5. what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato

  •  6. How did the people behind the latest hack escape?
    They ransomware.

  •  7. Why do black people hate taking Tylenol? Because they have to pick the cotton out.

  •  8. Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

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About Random Jokes Tool

Do you often read jokes? Will you joke with your family and friends? Do you want some random jokes to kill time when boring? Worried to the jokes are not funny? We collected the most funny 5000 jokes, these jokes are voted out by people, these jokes cover a lot of topics, such as Christmas, math, characters, history, mathematics, etc. There are many suitable for children and many suitable for adults. If you don’t find one you like, you just need to refresh, and you can also search for jokes that contain specific keywords. This page generates 8 jokes each time by default, and click the Refresh button to get 8 new ones.

In the meantime, you can generate interesting jokes in the specified amount. We added a small feature, click the joke text with the mouse, it will automatically select the appropriate text, this is a convenient copy tool.

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