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  •  1. The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly

    tripped before jerking it again. After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, "If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"

  •  2. whats brown and sticky?

    a stick

  •  3. Q: Why do elephants drink?
    A: To try and forget

  •  4. Two men are hired to do a job in a building. After the owner explains everything, he leaves. When he returns a while later, he sees one man working diligently and the other man hanging on the ceiling, singing "I'm a chandelier, I'm a chandelier." The owner orders him to come down and get back to work. A while later the owner returns to find the one working diligently and the other back on the ceiling, singing "I'm a chandelier, I'm a chandelier" again.

    "That's it" the owner replies, "you are fired." Then the owner notices that the man who had been working all the time was packing up all his things also. "You're not fired, just him" the owner says. The man replies, "Are you kidding? I can't work without any light!"

  •  5. A guy tries to enter a nightclub but is stopped at the door by the bouncer who tells him that he can't get in without wearing a necktie. The guy goes back to his car, looks around but can't find a tie. He sees a set of jumperleads in the back so he puts them around his neck and ties a rough knot. He walks back to the nightclub. When the bouncer sees him he looks him over and says "OK you can go in -­‐ but don't start anything"

  •  6. Q. What did the English policeman say when he came home and found his wife in bed with three men? A. 'Ello. 'Ello. 'Ello!

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About Random Jokes Tool

Do you often read jokes? Will you joke with your family and friends? Do you want some random jokes to kill time when boring? Worried to the jokes are not funny? We collected the most funny 1000 jokes, these jokes are voted out by people, maybe this joke is not funny, but the next one is absolutely funny. This page generates 6 jokes each time by default, and click the Refresh button to get 6 new ones.

In the meantime, you can generate interesting jokes in the specified amount. We added a small feature, click the joke text with the mouse, it will automatically select the appropriate text, this is a convenient copy tool.

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