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     1. “Thank you for calling the NSA…”
    “The only government organization that actually listens to you.”

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     2. A guy just told me that my wife and my daughter look like sisters.
    I told him, “Well, they were separated at birth.”

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     3. What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

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     4. A man walks up to the main desk a library and says in a loud commanding voice to the librarian, I'll take two hamburgers, no mayonnaise, and an order of fries. The librarian looks up at him, shocked. Summoning up all the testy authority she can, she says to him, Sir, this is a library! The man pauses for only a split second and then leans over close to her, cups his hand over his mouth so as to direct his voice only to her ear, and whispers, I'll take two hamburgers, no mayonnaise, and an order of fries.

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     5. When Trump borrows $1,000,000 from his dad it's a small loan
    But when he donates that much money to Texas, it's a yuuuge contribution
    Edit: Allegedcontribution of $1 million. Also, thank you kind gilde

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     6. What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

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     7. pounds, is soft-­‐spoken, and is good to the children." The next-­‐door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4 inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children." The wife replied, "Yeah, but who wants HIM back?"

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     8. A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an asshole!

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Do you often read jokes? Will you joke with your family and friends? Do you want some random jokes to kill time when boring? Worried to the jokes are not funny? We collected the most funny 5000 jokes, these jokes are voted out by people, these jokes cover a lot of topics, such as Christmas, math, characters, history, mathematics, etc. There are many suitable for children and many suitable for adults. If you don’t find one you like, you just need to refresh, and you can also search for jokes that contain specific keywords. This page generates 8 jokes each time by default, and click the Refresh button to get 8 new ones.

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