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  •  1. What is the difference between a doctor and God? God doesn't think he is a doctor!

  •  2. What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?

    -­‐ Finding half a maggot in your apple.

  •  3. A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-­‐swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eys, and bows down in prayer. His friend says, "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man." The man then replies, "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."

  •  4. what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car

  •  5. Wanna hear a dirty joke?...Billy fell in the mud.

    ...Wanna hear a clean joke?...Billy took a bath with bubbles.

    ...Wanna hear another dirty joke?...Bubbles is the girl next-­‐door.

  •  6. A man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week. By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.

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About Random Jokes Tool

Do you often read jokes? Will you joke with your family and friends? Do you want some random jokes to kill time when boring? Worried to the jokes are not funny? We collected the most funny 1000 jokes, these jokes are voted out by people, maybe this joke is not funny, but the next one is absolutely funny. This page generates 6 jokes each time by default, and click the Refresh button to get 6 new ones.

In the meantime, you can generate interesting jokes in the specified amount. We added a small feature, click the joke text with the mouse, it will automatically select the appropriate text, this is a convenient copy tool.

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