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  •  1. A man came home from golfing one Saturday a little later than he usually did. His wife asked him why.

    "Bob had a heart attack and died right there on the 9th hole!" he explained. "Oh, my goodness, how horrible!" she exclaimed. "No wonder you're late!"

    "Yeah," he said. "For the whole rest of the course, it was 'hit the ball, drag Bob, hit the ball ...'"

  •  2. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef but you can't pea soup!

  •  3. What do you get if you cross frosty the snowman with count dracula? Frostbite

  •  4. This guy is walking past a wooden fence. On the other side of the fence is an asylum. The inmates are all screaming at the tops of their lungs, "Thirteen! Thirteen! THIRTEEN!!" The guy notices a small hole in the fence and his curiosity naturally gets the better of him. He takes a peek and a finger suddenly pops out and jabs him in the eye. He yells in pain as the inmates start shouting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! FOURTEEN!!"

  •  5. Why did they only make one Yogi Bear? They made a Boo Boo of the second.

  •  6. Two cannibals are sitting around eating a clown. One clown says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

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About Random Jokes Tool

Do you often read jokes? Will you joke with your family and friends? Do you want some random jokes to kill time when boring? Worried to the jokes are not funny? We collected the most funny 1000 jokes, these jokes are voted out by people, maybe this joke is not funny, but the next one is absolutely funny. This page generates 6 jokes each time by default, and click the Refresh button to get 6 new ones.

In the meantime, you can generate interesting jokes in the specified amount. We added a small feature, click the joke text with the mouse, it will automatically select the appropriate text, this is a convenient copy tool.

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