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  •  1. A little boy walks into his parents' room while they're having sex. The boy asks, "What are you doing?" The mother explains, "Your daddy was full of air, so I was jumping on him to get it out." The boy says, "That's funny. Every time you leave for work, your sister comes and blows him right back up."

  •  2. Apparently nobody knows why Notre Dame caught fire....
    ...but Quasimodo has a hunch.

  •  3. On his deathbed, my grandfather said, “Remember these two words. It’ll open a lot of doors for you in life.”
    Push and Pull.

  •  4. Don’t let an extra chromosome get you down!

  •  5. A charity worker stopped me in the street and asked if I fancied taking part in a marathon.
    I was going to decline but he told me it was for disabled kids and children with severe learning difficulties.
    I thought, fuck me, I might win this

  •  6. "Hey dad why is my sister called Teresa ?"
    "Because your mum loves easter and it's an anagram of easter !"
    "Thanks dad !"
    "No problem Alan"

  •  7. This week in DC, Mark Zuckerberg is currently doing the hardest thing imaginable.
    He’s explaining Facebook to old people.

  •  8. I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig

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Do you often read jokes? Will you joke with your family and friends? Do you want some random jokes to kill time when boring? Worried to the jokes are not funny? We collected the most funny 5000 jokes, these jokes are voted out by people, these jokes cover a lot of topics, such as Christmas, math, characters, history, mathematics, etc. There are many suitable for children and many suitable for adults. If you don’t find one you like, you just need to refresh, and you can also search for jokes that contain specific keywords. This page generates 8 jokes each time by default, and click the Refresh button to get 8 new ones.

In the meantime, you can generate interesting jokes in the specified amount. We added a small feature, click the joke text with the mouse, it will automatically select the appropriate text, this is a convenient copy tool.

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