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1. what's Putin having for Christmas? Turkey
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2. "The total cost would be 3000," said the funeral director. "And that includes digging the grave." "Is that the whole thing?" I asked. He replied, "Yes, that's the hole thing."
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3. Why did George Washington leave office after his second term. He wanted to set a president.
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4. What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ
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5. If you were in a race with vegetables You would need to get a head of lettuce
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6. Why do Vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat? Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don't like where real meat comes from.
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7. Drugs don't kill people, people who run out of drugs kill people
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8. I used to be a banker... But I lost interest in the job
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Do you often read jokes? Will you joke with your family and friends? Do you want some random jokes to kill time when boring? Worried to the jokes are not funny? We collected the most funny 230000 jokes, these jokes are voted out by people, these jokes cover a lot of topics, such as Christmas, math, characters, history, mathematics, etc. There are many suitable for children and many suitable for adults. If you don’t find one you like, you just need to refresh, and you can also search for jokes that contain specific keywords. This page generates 8 jokes each time by default, and click the Refresh button to get 8 new ones.
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