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  •  1. Three budgies in a cage, one on the top perch, one on the middle and one on the bottom perch.

    Which Budgie owns the cage?

    The one on the bottom perch, the other two are on higher perches.

  •  2. -­‐ 1 to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly coloured machine tools.

  •  3. A man finds a genie who says that it will grant him three wishes but that every pollitition in Australia would get double.

    The man says, "Ok, I wish for $1 million"

    "Granted", says the genie, "but remember every pollitition in Australia will get double" The man says, "Ok, now I wish for a Ferrarii"

    "Granted", says the genie, "but remember every pollitition in Australia will get double. Your final wish?"

    The man says, "I wish to have one of my kidneys removed"

  •  4. why do ducks have flat feet?

    To stamp out forest fires!!

  •  5. Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white and smooth they would be aspirin.

  •  6. What do you call an Earl who is awarded an OBE?
    An earlobe.

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About Random Jokes Tool

Do you often read jokes? Will you joke with your family and friends? Do you want some random jokes to kill time when boring? Worried to the jokes are not funny? We collected the most funny 1000 jokes, these jokes are voted out by people, maybe this joke is not funny, but the next one is absolutely funny. This page generates 6 jokes each time by default, and click the Refresh button to get 6 new ones.

In the meantime, you can generate interesting jokes in the specified amount. We added a small feature, click the joke text with the mouse, it will automatically select the appropriate text, this is a convenient copy tool.

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