random funny quote 1
Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny. - Maynard James Keenan
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I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier. - Howard Nemerov
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Well in the book Carrie was my alter ego. In real life, Sarah Jessica and I don't look anything alike. But people do say that we sound alike. Sarah Jessica is an adorable girl and she is very funny. - Candace Bushnell
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I just couldn't go back to Suddenly Susan after David Strickland's suicide. I didn't see how we could make the show light and funny any more. - Judd Nelson
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Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one. - Jimmy Fallon
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The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatized, but almost every minority I know who's my age, they have these funny stories about their parents stereotyping other minorities. - Mindy Kaling
About Random Funny Quotes Tool
This page is provided 6 quotes by default. We have collected over 1000 quotes, from celebrities, actors, singers, pianists and many more from all walks of life. Quotes can always guide us to do the right thing, so this is a great tool to help us understand some things, randomly.
In the meantime, you can generate quotes in the specified amount. We added a small feature, click the quote's words with the mouse, it will automatically select the appropriate text, this is a convenient copy tool.