I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope
I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on. - Lauren Graham
That's a funny thing, fame. People definitely do treat you differently. When you begin to be successful, people say, 'Don't go changing.' Well, that's easy to say, but the fact is, you don't change at all - other people do. - Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Be obscure clearly. - E. B. White
I'm for whatever gets you through the night. - Frank Sinatra
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. - Dennis Miller
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