I have an all-Japanese design team, and none of them speak English. So it's often funny and surprising how my ideas end up lost in translation. - Pharrell Williams
Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child's tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It's not funny and it's not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn't the least bit funny. - Ben Stein
I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times. - Jackie Mason
People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player. - Sheryl Crow
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem? - Arnold Schwarzenegger
It's funny how I use social media because I don't use it to promote my restaurants that much. I use it for social issues and I think that's what it's for. I do a few things - I mess around with music a lot because that's a passion of mine. If something strikes me and I want to share it, I do. - Tom Colicchio
About Random Funny Quotes Tool
This page is provided 6 quotes by default. We have collected over 1000 quotes, from celebrities, actors, singers, pianists and many more from all walks of life. Quotes can always guide us to do the right thing, so this is a great tool to help us understand some things, randomly.
In the meantime, you can generate quotes in the specified amount. We added a small feature, click the quote's words with the mouse, it will automatically select the appropriate text, this is a convenient copy tool.