There's always something funny about men chasing women. - David Spade
Sometimes you have to take the focus off of you and put it on someone else and it's funny what you can accomplish and how much strength you really have. - Hoda Kotb
I took 'P.S. I Love You' thinking it was going to be a little funny, and I ended up crying every day on that film. - Hilary Swank
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner
I tend to play characters that I can infuse with certain kinds of humour. Even the baddest guy can be funny in his own particular way. I want the audience to engage with the character on some deeper level so that they leave the cinema still thinking about him. - Samuel L. Jackson
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. - Dave Barry
About Random Funny Quotes Tool
This page is provided 6 quotes by default. We have collected over 1000 quotes, from celebrities, actors, singers, pianists and many more from all walks of life. Quotes can always guide us to do the right thing, so this is a great tool to help us understand some things, randomly.
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