I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire. - Roy Orbison
I actually feel like, for a lot of my career, I wasn't able to show my comedic range. I did a lot of dramas and dramedies. I was on 'E.R.' That's not generally thought of as a funny show. - Busy Philipps
No matter how popular you are as a stand-up - you can go out and fill a 10,000-seat arena and be smart and funny - it's delicate to host an awards show and know where your place is and know that it's not about you, that it's about the people who are nominated, and respect that, but at the same time have your moment to show them who you are. - Ellen DeGeneres
I tell girls all the time that the men that have fallen in love with me, have all fallen during a man repeller stage... funny how life works out like that. - Rachel Roy
And I like to keep whatever is mine remaining that way. It's a funny little game to play and it's a slippery slope. I always say to myself I'm never going to give anything away because there's never any point or benefit for me. - Kristen Stewart
The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life. - Seann William Scott
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