By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out. - Richard Dawkins
I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier. - Howard Nemerov
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. - Reba McEntire
People used to be funny about approaching me, but now they seem to think I'm as sane as anyone who's done what I've done in movies can be. - Philip Seymour Hoffman
TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. - Drew Carey
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin
About Random Funny Quotes Tool
This page is provided 6 quotes by default. We have collected over 1000 quotes, from celebrities, actors, singers, pianists and many more from all walks of life. Quotes can always guide us to do the right thing, so this is a great tool to help us understand some things, randomly.
In the meantime, you can generate quotes in the specified amount. We added a small feature, click the quote's words with the mouse, it will automatically select the appropriate text, this is a convenient copy tool.