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  • Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

  • I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights. - Jay London

  • When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a witch who lived there, and a mummy. When they were all hassling him, this guy who bought the house - I can't believe I remember this - he said to them, 'Who's paying the mortgage on this haunted house?' I thought that was really funny. - Mindy Kaling

  • I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. - Shaquille O'Neal

  • I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. - Jack Benny

  • No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12. - Rowan Atkinson

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