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Random Funny Quotes

  • Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny. - Norm MacDonald

  • If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

  • I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid they told me I was being funny. - Jim Carrey

  • I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

  • You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am. - Rush Limbaugh

  • Everything seems fine until you're about 40. Then something is definitely beginning to go wrong. And you look in the mirror with your old habit of thinking, 'While I accept that everyone grows old and dies, it's a funny thing, but I'm an exception to that rule.' - Martin Amis

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This page is provided 6 quotes by default. We have collected over 1000 quotes, from celebrities, actors, singers, pianists and many more from all walks of life. Quotes can always guide us to do the right thing, so this is a great tool to help us understand some things, randomly.

In the meantime, you can generate quotes in the specified amount. We added a small feature, click the quote's words with the mouse, it will automatically select the appropriate text, this is a convenient copy tool.

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