random funny quote 1
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. - George Burns
random funny quote 2
I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one. - Wendy Liebman
random funny quote 3
I also think if you're an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise you're just a genius. If you can, you know, take a Tide commercial and you can just say one funny line that's not in the commercial they think you're a genius. - Amy Poehler
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When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird. - Nicky Hilton
random funny quote 5
I feel funny about owning art. I don't really want to say: 'Wow, come and see my Monet - it's in a dark room at the bottom of my cellar.' - Baz Luhrmann
random funny quote 6
But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough. - Sarah Silverman
About Random Funny Quotes Tool
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