If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly. - P. J. O'Rourke
Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics. - Paul Lynde
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name. - Paula Poundstone
Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm either not good-looking enough, not a good enough actor or not successful enough for these people. - Dax Shepard
When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner
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