All my children inherited perfect pitch. - Chevy Chase
It's funny: I'm a lifelong musician, but because I principally play the piano it's been a solitary thing. - Gary Oldman
Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering. - Marilyn vos Savant
I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.' - Anna Torv
It's funny: I've been very successful and done a lot of films, and I don't really have an agent - I don't really pursue jobs, I let people come to me. - Rick Baker
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. - Steve Martin
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