I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet. - Angelina Jolie
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. - Ellen DeGeneres
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. - Dane Cook
I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell? - Andy Warhol
The fans of 'The Hunger Games,' of the book, are very passionate. It's funny: Even at my concerts there are people holding up 'Cinna' signs. - Lenny Kravitz
Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally. - Albert Brooks
About Random Funny Quotes Tool
This page is provided 6 quotes by default. We have collected over 1000 quotes, from celebrities, actors, singers, pianists and many more from all walks of life. Quotes can always guide us to do the right thing, so this is a great tool to help us understand some things, randomly.
In the meantime, you can generate quotes in the specified amount. We added a small feature, click the quote's words with the mouse, it will automatically select the appropriate text, this is a convenient copy tool.