Random Creepiest Things Little Kids Have Ever Saidreport

I Want To Cut Your Head Off

[ranking: 19]
A friend of mine's child told him, "Daddy, I love you so much that I want to cut your head off and carry it around so I can see your face whenever I want."
/u/GatorMcGovern

Daddy, It's A Monster, We Should Bury It

[ranking: 23]
My 3-year-old daughter stood next to her newborn brother and looked at him for awhile then turned and looked at me and said, "Daddy its a monster. We should bury it."
/u/Like_i_was_sayin

A Stranger With A Knife

[ranking: 17]
"What do you wanna be when you grow up?" "A stranger with a knife."
/u/halftank

How Did You Get Out Of Your Box?

[ranking: 9]
I passed out reading my 3 year old niece a book at bedtime. Then, woke up around 2am and sat up. It was dark and silent. There was a nightlight on that gave my niece's face a Rembrandt lighting effect. She had her eyes wide open looking at me and whispered... "How did you get out of your box?"
/u/Narfatron

He's Behind You Now

[ranking: 6]

"Go back to sleep, there isn't anything under your bed."
"He's behind you now."
Still haven't gotten over that one and shiver at the memory.
/u/ToastedCheese

Mommy, Who's That?

[ranking: 4]
My daughter and I woke up one morning and we usually lay there and talk for a while before we get up. I'm laying facing the wall with my back towards the door. My daughter is talking and facing me, pauses, and asks, "Mommy, who's that?" And points behind me. I didn't know whether to turn around or just let whoever was about to [slay] me do it while I wasn't looking. I turned around and no one was there. Scariest moment of my life.
/u/Hollicost

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Kids are known for saying outlandish things. They'll ask about a giant zit on your nose or why your sunburned face is so red. They're blunt, and they make no apologies for it. Those are some of the best moments in life.

And then there are the worst moments: the terrifying, creepy words uttered by children with total sincerity. These are those chilling, scary moments where kids say something startlingly creepy, as retold on Reddit by the nervous parents who heard them.

They are not only horrifying, but they will also make you reconsider ever telling your children there aren't ghosts in their closet (because there actually might be). What is it that these creepy children know that we don't? Can they see something we can't? Are they just more willing to reveal their scary fantasies? Do they even understand what they are saying?

After reading this list of the creepiest children and the scariest things they've said, you'll understand why your daughter wants to sleep with the lights on and why your son seriously doesn't want to sleep on his own. We'd tell you you're being silly, and that everything is going to be fine, and the monsters won't get you because you're safe, but actually, we don't believe any of that.

So take a look, and vote up the creepiest quotes out of a child's mouth.

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