Random Stupidest Comic Book Vehicles For Super Characters Who Don't Need Vehicles At All (16 items)

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  (#11) The Invisible Jet

  Soaring through the skies of DC Comics is Wonder Woman and her Invisible Jet. Although the jet itself is invisible, when Wonder Woman takes her seat in the cockpit, she can still be seen as a completely visible human, sitting in the pilot's chair. The Invisible Jet's stealth mode only makes the jet disappear, leaving its contents exposed to the naked eye - but only for the reader.

  The text within the comics hints that the jet makes everything invisible, and that Wonder Woman is seen so that the reader isn't just staring at an empty comic book panel. Making its first appearance in 1942's Sensation Comics #1, the Invisible Jet is a confusing pile of technology that frequently accompanies Wonder Woman as she traverses around the universe.
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  (#1) The Thanos Copter

  An overbearingly yellow chopper with the word "THANOS" scribed across the side, the Thanos Copter might not be the most sensible getaway vehicle for the barreling, purple beast, but it's certainly the most flamboyant. The strongest - and possibly deadliest - cosmic adversary of the Marvel Universe has no issues boarding a tiny bubble helicopter and zooming away to his next destination.

  Although a handy mode of transportation, he only uses it twice, in 1979's Spidey Super Stories and decades later in 2015's Deadpool.
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  (#16) The Flying Goat Chariot

  Gracing the Marvel Universe with an absolutely absurd mode of transportation is none other than the almighty Thor. When he's not relying on his hammer to fly him around, Marvel's Thor is escorted around the multiverses via a heavy chariot pulled by two goats named Toothgnasher and Toothgrinder.

  Based off of the Norse god Thor's own chariot, the Marvel superhero's chariot first appeared in 1976's Thor Annual #5. Thor's goat chariot is great for times when he needs to bring along more than one passenger or is required to lug around any extra cargo. 
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  (#4) The Flying Batcave

  1952's Detective Comics #186 gave Batman and Robin the ability to fight crime from the leisure of their own miniature, flying Batcave. The Flying Batcave, a scaled-down version of their secret hideaway, is shaped like a bulbous, chopper-esque, purple saucer that compacts everything the crime-fighting duo needs into a single vehicle. It even includes a bunch of leisurely things that the two don't necessarily need in order to fight crime, including a miniature version of their trophy room.

  Not only does it allow for the Dynamic Duo to access many of the Batcave's real amenities in an instant, but it also serves as a home away from home if they decide to have company over.
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  (#8) The 'U.S. 1' Big Rig

  1983's Marvel comic series U.S. 1 features a trucker named Ulysses Solomon Archer and his high-tech big rig. Using the metal plate in his skull, he picks up CB radio frequencies and distress calls, promptly driving his truck to the scene of wherever the emergency calls him.

  The truck eventually ends up being modified to by aliens, allowing Archer to fly the giant metal crate through space.
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  (#15) The Atomic Steed

  The Atomic Steed is a flying, metal, horse-like object. Brought into the Marvel Universe in 1978's Iron Man #110, the Atomic Steed is found by Beast and wielded as a piece of advanced weaponry.

  The futuristic steed was originally made to be used by the Knights of Wundagore, but the Avengers end up finding one for themselves during a mission in Transia. They use it for a bit, then lug it back to their mansion to toss into storage.

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