Random Reasons Why You Get Fired, According To Your Zodiac Sign (12 items)

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  (#9) Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

  Under the symbol of the straight-aiming Archer, you'll always tell it like it is, Sagittarius. Tact and sensitivity aren't for you. You just want to get your point across without worrying about how other people may feel. In your mind, you're just being honest. To other people, however, you're painfully rude. 

  You're an outspoken employee, that's for sure. Unfortunately, your comments tend to come across as disparaging rather than constructive. After insulting everyone you work with, there's really no hope for you in the office. You may not see it that way, but your boss certainly does.
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  (#6) Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

  Oh Virgo, you truly have the best of intentions. You simply want all your coworkers to be the best they can be - and what's the harm in that? Of course, you believe you're most suited to guide your colleagues toward improvement, given your deeply analytical nature. If you have one skill, it's spotting the problems around you and finding a solution. However, you're far too willing to stick your nose where it doesn't belong. 

  You have a tendency to get caught up in the details, Virgo. You won't move on until everything in your periphery is running as smoothly as possible. Unfortunately, that also means you'll neglect your own work while pointing out how your colleagues can do better. You may have thought you were helping, but sometimes, it's best to leave the micromanaging to the managers. 
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  (#8) Scorpio (October 23-November 21): You Look At Confidential Documents Because You're Paranoid  

  You're often classified as misunderstood, Scorpio. You're an emotional sign who is highly suspicious of the people around you. That's not a good combination, especially in an office environment. You don't trust anyone and you have a serious need for control. If anything unusual happens in your workspace without an immediate explanation, you just assume it's about you. 

  Your general paranoia leads to some sticky situations. You don't respect labels like "private" or "confidential." In fact, those designations make it all the more clear to you that you have to know what's inside. Of course, sneaking a peek at classified information just can't be tolerated.

  You might want to work on your distrust of those around you, Scorpio. Otherwise, you'll keep getting fired for sticking your nose where it doesn't belong.
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  (#11) Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

  As an Air sign, your attentions are turned toward your mind, Aquarius. You're a classic intellectual with a well-rounded view of the world. However, you don't know everything - a fact you seem totally unaware of. You believe you're always in the right, making you a difficult employee to critique. 

  Although you have a broad understanding of the world, you can still expand your own skill set. You'll accept constructive criticism in the moment with a kind smile, but you won't adjust your work to abide by suggested guidelines. You're uncompromising, with a flair for aggression when you feel challenged.

  As much as your boss tries to provide chances for improvement, nothing can get past your own confidence in your work.
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  (#5) Leo (July 23 - August 22)

  You're the sign everyone loves, Leo. If the zodiac had a popularity contest, you'd definitely win. You're expressive, inspiring, and kind-hearted. It only makes sense that everyone is attracted to your warm energy. 

  Unfortunately, you use your status to your advantage. While you're capable of producing amazing work on your best days, your worst days bring out your lazy, self-centered side. In those moments, you have no problem using those around you to cover up your shortcomings. Self-preservation is your primary goal, after all.

  Your arrogant nature convinces you that you can pass someone else's work off as your own, and your high status means you have far too many willing accomplices. However, stepping on others to get to the top only leads to a much harder fall. 
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  (#12) Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

  You live with your head in the clouds, Pisces. You're compassionate, gentle, and totally out of touch with reality. Under the symbol of the Fish, you decidedly go with the flow. You'll participate in any activity without even thinking about the future consequences. Your lack of forethought leads to many late nights out on the town, despite the fact that you have work the next day. 

  Your understanding of boundaries and appropriate conduct is flawed. Showing up to work hungover is universally frowned upon, especially when it's a common occurrence. Your boss can only give you so many chances. Let's hope your latest escapade is worth the hangover that gets you fired.

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