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Random Jokes Retail Workers Are Tired Of Hearing

  • (#12) The One About Not Wanting To Donate

    From Redditor /u/smellybootfeet:

    [Me:] Would you like to donate?

    [Customer:] Duh, no, I need [donations].

  • (#19) The One About Being Old

    From Redditor /u/goldminevelvet:

    When I ask for an ID, [the customer says], "Oh, I know I'm old," or some variation. I'm tired of it.

    Be lucky you're "old," because some people never reach the age that you are now. Plus, they have disposable money to spend on alcohol and their health that allows them to get out of their car and buy it...

    [I]t just annoys me. I usually just do a weak laugh or say, "At least you're still kicking."

  • (#18) The One About Pampered Pet Diets

    From Redditor /u/frostrz:

    I work in pet food retail, where the food typically costs about $60 to $100 per 30-pound bag.

    [Customer:] My dog eats better than I do!

    [Me]: Well, you could always trade.

    Usually shuts people up.

  • (#11) The One About Sports Rivalries

    From Redditor /u/desert-lightning:

    Customers who are overly passionate about merchandise, like sport paraphernalia, and try to start “playful” fights or get really picky about sh*t: "The cowboys are next to the STEELERS?"...

    I don’t give a f*ck about your preferences, dude. No one merchandises for your specific personal opinions on sport teams... I’m tired of all the over-explaining and repeated jokes they always say literally every day about the products.

  • (#9) The One About A Unique $2 Bill

    From Redditor /u/ArmyOfDog:

    “Betcha don’t see these very often!”

    Hands me a $2 bill.

  • (#3) The One About Not Being Able To Find A Million Dollars

    From Redditor /u/Youcanthearjimmy:

    [Me:] Is there anything I can help you find?

    [Customer:] Yeah, a million dollars.

    I hated having to smile at every idiot that said this.

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About This Tool

Almost all people who work in the retail industry suffer under the "jokes" of customers. Some absurd guests don't have the clearest concept of comedy or what employees like to hear at work. The most tiring thing for retail staff is often not busywork, bad products or high prices, but ridiculous jokes by customers that are wasting their time.

Sometimes customers may think they have a sense of humor. However, for busy retail workers, these jokes will be very speechless or even annoying. The random tool lists 19 jokes that retail workers do not want to hear at work anymore.

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