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  • (#20) Clothe Your Kids + Tip

    Posted by u/PartPhysMama:

    I deliver in a very diverse area, so I see a lot. Our delivery area covers a affluent McMansion community, the "bad side of town" and even a rural area full of hicks and wineries. I have some stories - People too high to remember they ordered and leaving to a friend's house or forgetting that I'm at the door waiting for them to find their money is my favorite. /Sarcasm But this one annoyed me in particular.

    I was doing one of the last deliveries of the night right before closing so it's late and I've been running pizzas for 8 hours without a break so I'm starving and tired too. The address on the ticket is weird, it's 733 Rich People Street #733 and I'm like ok sometimes people are dumb or their autofill puts weird things in for the apt number. The directions mention a gate code which is not weird, there's at least a dozen gated communities on her street. But it also says "third floor building 7 all the way in the back" which IS weird. I pull up to 733 and it's just a normal *ss McMansion and so I call the number and I'm like hey, I have a feeling this isn't your place, can you confirm the address?
    She's like oh yeah sorry, when I put the address in it changed it to that. It's actually 1080. And I'm like ok no problem, I'll be there in a few minutes. So I drive down the street to this really nice apartment complex and there's no stupid box on the gate. Most of the nice ones around here have swipe cards or clickers and the residents don't realize their gate code is like for the pool or something and is useless to get in. So I wait for a car to come out and then go in and locate building 7 pretty fast and climb 3 flights of stairs and knock on the door and she's really nice and apologized for giving me the wrong address and tells her kid who is running around naked except a pull up to go get her the money she left in the bedroom. So this naked *ss kid comes running up to me and stuffs a bunch of dollars into my hands while asking me my name and I'm about to ask if the woman needs change when her daughter spills a bunch of coins into my hands and I know she most definitely does not need change. I give her the pizza and head out and double count the money just to be sure because every now and again I'll get a couple extra bucks even with the change but sure enough, she's given me exactly what she owed and not a penny more.

    Tl;Dr: customer gave me the wrong address, made me climb three flights of stairs, 10 minutes before closing, and had her naked child give me exact change, no tip.

  • (#10) No IOU For Pizza

    Posted by u/bobcat009:

    I work for one of the Big 3 in a college town.

    Every year that I work in this store college students get more and more delusional and entitled. Case in point, I had a student call and this is how our conversation goes:

    Him: So I'm riding my bike to you guys from the campus, but I lost my wallet. Would it be alright if I took the pizza and got you guys back tomorrow?

    Me: I'm sorry, sir, but we're unable do that.

    Him: Oh, come on man! Like, I'm a regular customer and you guys know I'm good for it.

    (Note: I've worked here full time for almost 4 years and have never seen his name before. Also, he only had 1 other previous order on file.)

    Me: I'm really sorry, sir, but we just simply cannot do that.

    Him: Well that's an unfortunate policy that you guys have.

    Me (losing my cool a bit): It's not our policy, it's just how businesses work.

    Him: Well, I thinks really dumb that you guys won't work with me. Like, I'm a regular customer and I bring you guys a bunch of business.

    Me (having no cool at this point): Dude, you don't have money you don't get pizza. End of story.

    Him: But, like, I'll pay you guys back tomorrow!

    Me: Not happening dude, because, you know, theft is a thing.

    Him: Dude, I just lost my wallet riding my bike over to you guys. Besides, I'm good for it! You guys should have my name there and everything.

    Me: If you want the pizza, you have to pay for it. I'd advise you go find your wallet.

    Him: I just think you guys should value your loyal customers more.

    Me: Hangs up

    Maybe I should have hung up earlier. But, yeah, the kid seemed so confident that we would let him take the pizza and "get us back later." These sorts of stupid requests and inane conversations are a regular occurrence once the college students are back in town.

  • (#17) No Tip For Service That's Too Good

    Posted by u/gaxmoof:

    Had a delivery to a house about 6 mins away. I know I'm a fast driver, as I get compliments on how quickly the pizza arrives a lot, but I guess today I went a little too fast.

    I get to the front door and the man looks very confused. I start to think maybe he didnt order this food or it could be a prank call, as these have been happening a bit more frequently lately...

    Nope. He ordered the pizza, he was just very suspicious as to how it got there so quick. He accused us of not actually making him a fresh pizza, but instead that we had an extra one just waiting on the side in the warmer or something, and that was basically his logic for not tipping me. I watched that pizza get made and that thing was EASILY an S tier pizza. Great work by the cooks as always, but not good enough for this guy I guess.

    Our service was just so good it made a customer sus I guess.

  • (#18) Lack Of Clarity

    Posted by u/Blastbeast:

    Apparently the term "keep the change" means different things to different people. Why?
    Had a lady hand me a 20 for a $14 order and said keep the change but as I walked away she was like oh I meant the coin change sorry. For most people keep the change means all of the change. We are not mind readers for f*cksake.

  • (#7) Drivers "Appreciate" A Tip

    Posted by u/DarkMatterBurrito:

    PSA regarding the use of "appreciate you"
    Please stop using this phrase while you simultaneously stiff me. It only makes you look like a complete *ssh*le. That is all.

  • (#19) No YOU Keep The Change

    Posted by u/MrRandisimo:

    3rd year driver. I've dealt with trashy customers. But today a young girl maybe 15 got first place. Just a cut-and-dry contactless order that was cash. She opens the door while I'm setting it down on the mat grabs the pizza from me and then hands me the cash of a $22.17 cents order. Thinking she gave me $23 I told her thank you in she continues to say Oh and here's this. Handing me the change in all pennies. Stuff like that personally doesn't bother me, But she drops the change a foot away from my hand making all the change go on the ground looks down at it and says thank you and closes the door on me. So I left it all there.

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