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  • The Little Boy Who Really Enjoys Breathing In The Hoenn Region on Random Funniest Things Pokémon NPCs Have Ever Said

    (#7) The Little Boy Who Really Enjoys Breathing In The Hoenn Region

    The Quote: “The air is tasty here."

    The Character: The little boy hanging out by a lake on Route 117

    The Game: Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald

    This kind of out-of-place statement is one that only a kid would make. Maybe the little weirdo speaks the truth, though. With HMs and Ride Pokemon, there seems to be no need for vehicles. In fact, you don't see many cars at all in Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald. You could safely assume that due to the absence of vehicles, the air in the Hoenn region is probably completely unpolluted. And tasty. 

  • Swimmer Kylie Keeps Her Pokeballs In A Place You Don't Want To Know About on Random Funniest Things Pokémon NPCs Have Ever Said

    (#1) Swimmer Kylie Keeps Her Pokeballs In A Place You Don't Want To Know About

    The Quote: “If I’m wearing a bikini...where do I put my Pokeballs? Teehee...woman’s secret!”

    The Character: Swimmer Kylie

    The Game: X/Y

    This is a question that’s had Pokefans curious for years. In X/Y, Swimmer Kylie invites you to wildly speculate about the whereabouts of her Pokeballs on her body, in what can only be described as yet another attempt by the writers to really push the ‘child-friendly’ appeal of the games as far as it can go. As fans know from the anime, Pokeballs have the ability to become more travel-sized. There’s no reason why Kylie couldn’t secure her Pokeballs to a belt like many other trainers do, but the fact that she specifically adds, “It’s a woman’s secret,” instantly pulls fans away from the obvious answer and down into the gutter instead. 

  • The Jr Trainer Who Can't Help Correcting Himself In Brock's Gym on Random Funniest Things Pokémon NPCs Have Ever Said

    (#11) The Jr Trainer Who Can't Help Correcting Himself In Brock's Gym

    The Quote: “Lightyears isn’t time... It measures distance.”

    The Character: Jr Trainer in Pewter City Gym 

    The Game: Fire Red/Leaf Green

    This hilarious line comes from the first trainer you battle at Brock's Gym. He actually opens with, “You’re still light years away from facing Brock!” It's only after you beat him that he clarifies that he meant distance. Even funnier, perhaps, is the line you get if you talk to him again after the battle: “You’re pretty hot, but not as hot as Brock.” Of course, you know he doesn’t mean that kind of hot, but you can’t help childishly smirking at the double meaning here. 

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    (#10) The Two "Buff" Guys Who Don't Appreciate Your Judgement In Veilstone City Department Store

    The Quote: “Two buff guys standing side by side. That’s all. What? What’s the problem?”

    The Character: Two "buff" guys rubbing shoulders in Veilstone City Department Store

    The Game: Diamond/Pearl/Platinum

    Hey man, no problem here, promise! This line is said by one of two “buff” NPCs standing very close together in the Veilstone City Department Store. Perhaps the joke is related to you obtaining a Stick Barb just before speaking to him? Really, the root of the humor in this line is the unprovoked defensiveness of it. It's as if simply starting a conversation with them somehow implies that they're not "buff" and that they're too close. Tensions are always running high when people are bargain-hunting, after all. 

  • The Girl Who Might Be A Vampire In Lavender Town's Pokemon Tower on Random Funniest Things Pokémon NPCs Have Ever Said

    (#12) The Girl Who Might Be A Vampire In Lavender Town's Pokemon Tower

    The Quote: “Give...me...blood…”

    The Character: A female Channeler trainer in Pokemon Tower

    The Game: Red/Blue/Yellow

    Lavender Town is a place where folks live in the constant shadow of a Tower that reminds them everyday that all things must come to an end. Even their dearest Pokémon allies. Yikes. If that wasn’t eerie enough, there's a Channeler trainer in the Tower who approaches you and inexplicably asks for blood. Is every day Halloween in Lavender Town? Is she just a really committed cosplayer returning from Comic Con? Or is she an actual vampire? You may never know, but it’s a funny line all the same. 

  • Hiker Andy Who Gets Way Too Personal On The Nimbasa City Ferris Wheel on Random Funniest Things Pokémon NPCs Have Ever Said

    (#3) Hiker Andy Who Gets Way Too Personal On The Nimbasa City Ferris Wheel

    The Quote: “By the way...boy...you ever had a lover?”

    The Character: Hiker Andy

    The Game: Black/White

    This one really has to be seen to be believed that it was ever intentionally programmed into a children’s game. After you defeat N by the ferris wheel in Nimbasa City, you can go on a, um, date(?) with an NPC on the aforementioned ferris wheel. The identity of that NPC varies depending on your gender and the time of year it is. This particular funny quote comes from Hiker Andy, who will be your "date" if you’re male and the season is summer. As well as inappropriately asking a child about their love life, he constantly refers to you as “boy” and seems disturbingly fixated on how “sweaty” you are in the humid weather. Guess it’s not just wild Pokemon you’ve got to watch out for in Unova…

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Pokémon is one of the most video games in the world. Recently, more people find that Pokémon NPCs are interesting and share their game experiences on social media. NPCs usually appear in the core of games to improve their game experience, their responsibilities are varied, and in the early stages of the game, they tend to advise new players. NPCs also provide free items, or trade or gift Pokémons.

Have you played Pokémon? The random tool introduced 15 funny things that Pokémon NPCs have ever said. NPCs add more fun to Pokémon, and there are some characters that play an important role in completing tasks in a certain area.

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