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(#11) Turbo Man Doll
Howard: I'm not a pervert! I just was looking for a Turbo Man doll!
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(#2) It's Turbo Time
Jamie: I want the Turbo Man action figure with the arms and legs that move and the boomerang shooter and his rock'n roller jet pack and the realistic voice activator that says five different phrases including, "It's Turbo time!" Accessories sold separately; batteries not included.
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(#15) What Did You Get Me?
Liz: Howard, I've been thinking... everything that you went through today for Jamie really shows how much you love him... and if you're willing to go through all of that for him just for a present, well, that makes me wonder...
Howard: What?
Liz: What did you get me?
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(#12) Password
Santa at Door: Password.
Mall Santa: Jingle Bells, Batman smells.
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(#14) Three Hundred
Mall Santa: Ah! That'll be three hundred.
Howard: Dollars?
Mall Santa: No, chocolate kisses; yes, dollars!
Howard: I can't believe this, whatever happened to your lofty ideas huh? I thought you're doing all this for the kids.
Mall Santa: Well sure, but I don't see why we can't pick up a little loose change in the process.
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(#13) Sleazy Conmen
Howard: You guys are nothing but a bunch of sleazy conmen in red suits.
Mall Santa: What did you call us?
Howard: You heard me right. Conmen. Thieves. Degenerates. Low-lifes. Thugs. Criminals!
Mall Santa: At the North Pole, them are fightin' words, partner.
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Jingle All The Way is a comedy directed by Brian Levante and released in 1996. The movie tells the story of Howard's family went through a series of accidents and finally spent a happy Christmas together. Howard Langston is a busy mattress salesperson, so he often overlooks his wife Liz and young son Jamie. He tried his best to get the last Christmas toy as a gift for his son and become a hero in his son's mind.
The movie is famous for its hilarious satirical plot and dialogue, which even becomes the favorite holiday movie for many families. Here the random tool lists 15 of the funniest quotes from Jingle All The Way you should know.
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