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  • (#17) Tables Can Be Messy Places To Sit

    From Redditor /u/Clerk57:

    I've posted this before, but as a Security officer, never sit in a chair that has been leaned against the wall or covered in a garbage bag. Odds are someone has either p*ssed themselves, s**t themselves, or thrown up on themselves while sitting in that chair. You'd be amazed how many times that actually happens.

    The unreal part is, 99% of the time, we as security have to force them to get up and go clean themselves. Why won't they get up? The next slot spin was the winner.

  • (#7) Expect The Unexpected To Happen

    From Redditor /u/deadieraccoon:

    I worked at a Casino in Nova Scotia where I was dealing one night to a table where this little old man was playing Blackjack. There was something off about him, but I brushed it off thinking he was just a little drunk.

    I got tapped off after dealing for about 40 minutes and went to Let It Ride, which was located just across the pit from my last table. I dealt like three hands when I heard a crazy scream from behind me, coming from that Blackjack table.

    I look behind me (breaking like the number 1 rule of dealing), and to my shock, the little old man had stabbed the player next to him in the neck with a penknife! The man who got stabbed (a young guy, probably no more than 25-26) was standing up, shouting his head off, and holding his neck as blood streamed down his neck - all the while the little old man is grinning like a nut, holding the knife out in front of him like he was going to finish the job.

    As you can probably imagine, the young man loses his s**t, and leaps forward and knocks the knife out of the old man's hand and just starts pounding him in the face! They both go down on the ground just as security gets there, who promptly grabs the young man, thinking he was the aggressor, pinning him to a table.

    The young man screams that the old guy stabbed him, and that's when they realize that the entire time, the young man is bleeding pretty steadily from his neck.

    Paramedics and police officers finally get there, and there's general pandemonium going on everywhere, and all my players are shocked silent. Finally a player breaks the silence and asks me "Is it usually like that around here?" In my best deadpan voice I ask "Is it Tuesday?" Player: "No?" Me: "It's a slow night then. So who wants to play cards?"

  • (#18) Casinos Go To Extreme Lengths To Keep You Playing

    From Redditor /u/DigitalHypnosis:

    Casinos employ a wide range of subliminal tactics to keep you playing until your last dollar is gone. For one, our casino has no large window to the outside, and all windows are tinted. There are also no clocks on the walls. Through this, losing track of time should be much easier for you to do.

    I heard of stories from Vegas (and we get vendors who either live or have lived there) of more nefarious schemes, such as pumping oxygen rich air into Casino floors to reinvigorate customers and keep them going all through the night.

  • (#10) You Should Always Follow The Rules If You Want Your Money

    From Redditor /u/NoSane:

    I saw heaps of s**t, but the best was a lady playing Caribbean Stud Poker against the house. If anyone is unfamiliar with the game, it is essentially a live version of a poker machine: you bet, you get dealt a hand, and if your hand is better than the dealer's then you win. There is no skill as you cannot trade cards or adjust your bet. You can win jackpots if you get dealt higher than a flush with a royal flush netting you the entire jackpot.

    Anyway, this lady was playing the game. She was there for a while, and her husband was nearby playing a poker machine. Late into the night the lady got visibly excited: she'd obviously netted a jackpot hand. Before she could place her bet though, she picked up her cards and walked over to her husband to show her what she'd been dealt.

    The big problem here is this is the only game at the Casino where you can touch the cards, the House is very strict about you taking them off the table. I'm yelling at her to stay put as soon as she starts to move, but she ignores me in her excitement.

    I call over management who has to break the news to her: the House will not pay out her jackpot as she has broken the rules, rules which are very clearly displayed, and which croupiers constantly remind the players. The lady gets angry but her husband becomes enraged and smashes a beer bottle across her head calling her all manner of names. Police and ambulance and called. People escorted away. Back to dealing cards.

    Turns out the lady had been dealt a Royal Flush. She would have won over $200,000 if she'd kept her cards on the table.

  • (#16) Proper Attire Is Essential

    From Redditor /u/x0tt:

    I was dealing craps and saw a commotion at the front door. Some guy has turned up in his bathrobe to play and is being refused entry for not having proper attire. After a prolonged shouting match he goes away and returns not 10 min later dressed in a nun's habit.

    Security lets him in this time. He comes directly to the craps table and proceeds to roll for 90 min, winning about $15k.

  • (#11) Security Does Not Mess Around

    From Redditor /u/withallduerespect:

    Suddenly, this guy comes and sits down next to us, and asks us to move down so he can play multiple hands. We agree, and move down to the far left hand seats (third base). This guy pulls out around $20K in hundred dollar bills, and has the dealer change all of them out. This takes about 10 minutes for the pit boss to come over, give the ok, and then he sits there to watch the action.

    Now, even though this table has a $5 minimum, it has a $1000 maximum. This guy proceeds to bet $1000 on 5 separate hands. The dealer deals out the cards to everyone, and flips an ace high for his own hand. He asks for insurance, which we all decline, and then flips over a queen to show a blackjack. The guy sitting next to us gets visibly angry, but you can tell he is motivated to win his 5K back.

    Next hand, the dealer dishes out our cards, and both me and my buddy get a blackjack on our $5 bets. My buddy is stoked, and drunkenly lets out his excitement in the form of a half grunt half yelp. The dude sitting with us gets even more upset. The dealer and the guy go through the process of determining hits and stays for his 5 hands, 2 of which the guy busts on. The dealer flips his cards, has to take another and ends up with 21. Guy loses his s**t at this point.

    This dude is yelling at the dealer, threatening him with physical violence and the sexual assault of his female family members. The pit boss gets on top of this right away, calls over security and the dude starts pushing them around.

    The security guards are pretty quick on taser trigger, and they start juicing the guy up with loads of wonderful electricity, but this took a few jolts before he went down.

    The crowd that had gathered around at this point is pretty large, and me and my friend are completely hammered, still sitting at the table and watching this guy's night go from bad to worse 5 feet from us.

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Working in a casino is an interesting thing because casino employees always need to get to know many different people. They learn different languages and different cultures from customers, and can even be promoted to dealerships or casino managers based on their work experience. But becoming a good casino employee or dealer is never easy. They always need to understand different fields or try to focus on one field and work hard.

Casino employees or dealers have lots of opportunities and varieties, at the same time, they can never predict when they will face complicated and rude customers or strange requests. The random tool shares 19 stories of wildest experiences at the table that casino employees or dealers described.

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