(#6) My Name is Charles Dickens
Gonzo: My name is Charles Dickens.
Rizzo the Rat: And my name is Rizzo the Rat... wait a second! You're not Charles Dickens!
Gonzo: I am too!
Rizzo the Rat: No! A blue furry Charles Dickens who hangs out with a rat?
Gonzo: Absolutely!
Rizzo the Rat: Charles Dickens was a 19th Century novelist! A genius!
Gonzo: Oh, you are too kind!
Rizzo the Rat: Why should I believe you?
Gonzo: Well, because I know the story of A Christmas Carol like the back of my hand!
Rizzo the Rat: Prove it!
Gonzo: All right! Um, there's a little mole on my thumb, and um, a scar on my wrist from when I fell off my bike...
Rizzo the Rat: No, no, no, don't tell us your hand, tell us the story!
(#7) You're Poor Enough
Ebenezer Scrooge: What right have you to be merry? You're poor enough.
Fred: What right have you to be dismal? You're rich enough.
Rizzo the Rat: He's got him there. The old boy's speechless!
Ebenezer Scrooge: If I could work my will, every idiot who goes around with "a Merry Christmas" on his lips would be cooked with his own turkey and buried with a stake of holly through his heart!
Rizzo the Rat: Well, not quite speechless.
(#8) Raise Your Salary
Ebenezer Scrooge: Bob Cratchit, I've had my fill of this.
Miss Piggy: And I have had my fill of you, Mr. Scrooge.
Ebenezer Scrooge: And therefore, Bob Cratchit...
Miss Piggy: And therefore, you can leave this house at once.
Ebenezer Scrooge: And therefore, I'm about to raise your salary!
Miss Piggy: Ooh, and I am about to raise you right off the pavement... Pardon?
Kermit the Frog: Pardon?
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The Muppet Christmas Carol is a comedy directed by Brian Hansen, which is based on a novel written by Charles Dickens. The movie tells the story of the miser Scrooge who runs a treasury. One day, the ghost of his dead business partner Jacob appeared and changed everything about him. Although this old black-and-white movie released in 1992 does not have exquisite pictures, it funny and the ironic plots and dialogues are impressive.
Maybe this is not the best version of Charles Dickens’ books, but Muppet Christmas Carol is fun enough to provide a good introduction to the story for young audiences. The random tool lists 15 hilarious quotes from the Muppet Christmas Carol.
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