(#6) Frozen Bananas
Lou: There's a couple of guys fighting at the aquarium, Chief.
Chief Wiggum: They still sell those frozen bananas?
Lou: I think so.
Chief Wiggum: Let's roll!
(#24) Step Away From the Orphan
Chief Wiggum: Simpson, step away from the orphan, do not give him any more love. I repeat, do not give him any more love.
(#19) Flash Your Lights
Eddie: She's locked in the car and refuses to move.
Chief Wiggum: Did you flash your lights?
Eddie: Yes.
Chief Wiggum: Well, I'm fresh out of ideas.
(#16) Have They Set a Date?
Homer: You know, one day honest citizens are going to stand up to you crooked cops.
Chief Wiggum: They are!? Oh no! Ha-have they set a date?
(#21) Budget Problem
Chief Wiggum: I'm afraid we've got a budget problem, Marge. Your boy picked a bad time to fall down a well. If he had done it at the beginning of the fiscal year, no problemo.
(#15) Lottery Ticket
Chief Wiggum: Looks like you bought yourself a lottery ticket...to jail!
Lou: He's unconscious, sir.
Chief Wiggum: Ah, they can still hear things.
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Chief Wiggum is a fictional small character in the hit animated sitcom The Simpsons. He is the father of Ralph Wiggum and the husband of Sara Wigum, and the chief of the Springfield Police Department. Chief Wiggum is one of the most interesting characters in The Simpsons, and he is known for his incompetent behavior and absurd remarks on the TV show.
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