Random Best Attractions to Visit in Springfield (33 items)

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  (#1) Itchy & Scratchy Land

  • Itchy and Scratchy Land

  Welcome to Itchy and Scratchyland, where nothing can possib-lie go wrong. PossibLY go wrong. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.
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  (#2) Duff Gardens

  • Selma's Choice

  Come to Duff Gardens, where roaming gangs aren't a big problem anymore!
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  (#3) Duff Brewery

  • Duffless

  Duff beer is brewed from hopps, barley, and sparkling clear mountain what?
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  (#4) Mt. Splashmore

  • Brush With Greatness

  I wanna go to Mount Splashmore, take me take me take me take me now! Now now now now now! Mount Splashmore take me there right now!
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  (#5) Mr. Burns' Casino

  • $pringfield

  Homer: Marge, we need to talk. You're spending too much time at the casino and I think you may have a problem.
  Marge: I won sixty dollars last night!
  Homer: Woo-hoo! Problem solved.
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  (#6) Barney's Bowlarama

  
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  (#7) KrustyLu Studios

  • Bart Gets Famous

  I'm Kent Brockman, on the eleven o'clock news tonight...a certain kind of soft drink has been found to be lethal, we won't tell you which one until after sports and the weather with funny Sonny Storm.
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  (#8) Springfield Gorge

  • Bart the Daredevil

  Bart: Otto, I'm going to jump Springfield Gorge on my skateboard.
  Otto: You know, Bart, as the only adult here, I feel I should say something?
  Bart: What?
  Otto: Cool!
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  (#9) Springfield Mystery Spot

  • Old Money

  "Where logic takes a holiday and all laws of nature are meaningless."
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  (#10) Duff Stadium

  • Wild Barts Can't Be Broken

  "Wait a minute, Duff owns the Springfield Isotopes? Since when?"

  "They bought 'em a year ago from the Mafia. It was the last of the family-owned teams."
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  (#11) The Escalator to Nowhere

  • Marge Vs The Monorail

  "And that was the only folly the people of Springfield ever embarked upon. Except for the popsicle stick skyscraper. And the 50-foot magnifying glass. And that escalator to nowhere.''
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  (#12) The Lemon Tree

  • The Lemon of Troy

  And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Shelbyville. They had banished the awful lemon tree forever, because it was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice.
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  (#13) Springfield Tire Fire

  • The Old Man and the "C" Student

  Springfield is home to the state's largest self-sustaining tire fire, which has been burning continuously since 1989.
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  (#14) Sir Putt-A-Lot's Merrie Olde Fun Centre

  • Dead Putting Society

  Come on, Bart! Remember what Vince Lombardi said: If you lose, you're out of the family!
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  (#15) Blockoland

  Squaresville sounds pretty cool.
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  (#16) The Murderhorn

  • King of the Hill
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  (#17) South Street Squidport

  • My Sister, My Sitter

  Home to Turban Outfitters, Have It Uruguay, The Karachi Hibachi, an Itchy and Scratchy Store and, of course, Bloaters at the Squidport.
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  (#18) Five Corners

  • The Bob Next Door
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  (#19) Leftorium

  
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  (#20) Springfield Botanical Gardens

  • A Fish Called Selma

  Our Stamens are a Pistil!
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  (#21) The Popsicle Stick Skyscraper

  • Marge vs. the Monorail

  "And that was the only folly the people of Springfield ever embarked upon. Except for the popsicle stick skyscraper. And the 50-foot magnifying glass. And that escalator to nowhere.''
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  (#22) The Box Factory

  Many interesting and important things have been put into boxes over the years: textiles, other boxes, even children's candy.
  Milhouse: Do any of these boxes have candy in them?
  Guide: No.
  Milhouse: Will they ever?
  Guide: No, we only make boxes to ship nails. Any other questions?
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  (#23) Olde Springfield Towne

  • I Married Marge
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  (#24) Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill

  • Burns, Baby Burns

  Many people don't know the difference between apple cider and apple juice. Here's a little trick to help you remember. If it's clear and yella', you've got juice there, fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town. Now, there's two exceptions and it gets kinda tricky here ... can be yellow, if they're using late season apples. And, of course, in Canada, the whole thing's flip-flopped.
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  (#25) Praiseland

  • I'm Goin' To Praiseland

  Any religion that embraces carob is not for Carl Carlson!
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  (#26) Androids Dungeon

  
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  (#27) 100 Foot Magnifying Glass

  • Marge Vs. The Monorail

  "And that was the only folly the people of Springfield ever embarked upon. Except for the popsicle stick skyscraper. And the 50-foot magnifying glass. And that escalator to nowhere.''
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  (#28) Ethnictown

  • Treehouse of Horror XII

  Where hard-working immigrants dream of becoming lazy, overfed Americans.
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  (#29) Red Tick Brewery

  • The Springfield Files

  Red Tick Beer - Suck One Dry
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  (#30) Crackton

  • Lost Our Lisa

  I should've got off at Crackton.
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  (#31) Highway 9 Bird Sanctuary

  • Itchy and Scratchy Land

  I've already planned our vacation for this year. We're going to the Highway 9 Bird Sanctuary. I understand they've installed a new bird feeder this year.
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  (#32) Plaster Mountain

  • I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings

  Includes such rides as: Dilbert's Flying Cubicle, You mama's rolls ,The Viking Boats and It's a Long Line
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  (#33) The Stamp Museum

  • The Girl Who Slept Too Little

  I can't believe it took us forty minutes to get here. Why can't they build a stamp museum closer to our house?

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